[Yossarian]

(snicker)

I'm guessing you don't use the "finger" UNIX tool to find out what people are up to, do you?

How to find out a user's real name, terminal name, login time, office location or office phone number:
Step 1: Type "finger username";
Step 2: try to keep from laughing!

[rintense]

I'll remember that one next time I'm in the server room. Hehehe!