[Ichneumon]

It would be short and sweet, something like this: "I am conpletely innocent of the publicly made allegations, I don't use illegally obtained drugs, nor do I obtain drugs illegally".

Then, if the press digs up some guy from twenty years ago who says, "I remember once when we were on a fishing trip, Rush sprained his ankle pretty bad so I gave him one of my prescription painkillers I had for my back", you've just been proven a "liar", the press spends the next week speculating about how much of the rest of your denial was a calculated lie, etc. etc. Congratulations, Einstein.

[Joe Hadenuf]

It would be short and sweet, something like this: "I am conpletely innocent of the publicly made allegations, I don't use illegally obtained drugs, nor do I obtain drugs illegally".

Then, if the press digs up some guy from twenty years ago who says, "I remember once when we were on a fishing trip, Rush sprained his ankle pretty bad so I gave him one of my prescription painkillers I had for my back", you've just been proven a "liar", the press spends the next week speculating about how much of the rest of your denial was a calculated lie, etc. etc. Congratulations, Einstein.

Oh yeah, that'll make big news. You bet, that would be earth shattering news, I'm sure that would make all the networks, and prove once and for all, Rush is a big fat liar and that any and all statement made by Rush will be suspect.......LOL....

Thanks for the laugh professor....