Something for the always entertaining J/D list
1 posted on
10/02/2003 2:18:50 PM PDT by
LuLuLuLu
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2 posted on
10/02/2003 2:20:23 PM PDT by
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To: LuLuLuLu
This is really sad. I know someone who is really heavy. She has cancer. Doctors told her they cannot operate on her for the cancer because she's too fat. Something must be done about all of this. It's just awful.
3 posted on
10/02/2003 2:22:33 PM PDT by
Saundra Duffy
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To: LuLuLuLu
It's a good day to be an earthworm!
To: LuLuLuLu
Add a couple bronze handles, some satin, and problem solved.
5 posted on
10/02/2003 2:23:18 PM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
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To: LuLuLuLu
This is ABSOLUTELY REPREHENSIBLE!!!
To: LuLuLuLu
She may have been a big woman, but she was a good woman. A fat check for the daughter of the fat chick.
7 posted on
10/02/2003 2:24:42 PM PDT by
palmer
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To: LuLuLuLu
They could've used a piano crate. That presumably would've been large enough, depending upon where the lady carried most of her weight.
But would it have fit into a standard size vault?
9 posted on
10/02/2003 2:27:11 PM PDT by
Marauder
(If God lived on earth, liberals would sue Him.)
To: LuLuLuLu
I stood there and watched them pour dirt on my mom knowing that that casket was not closed properly.And you said NOTHING? What is wrong with you, you fool!
10 posted on
10/02/2003 2:28:06 PM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: LuLuLuLu
"Her face was, like, all squished up," she said. She must have had a face that was wider than her shoulders.
16 posted on
10/02/2003 2:35:40 PM PDT by
Dog Gone
To: LuLuLuLu
For Pete's sake.
Don't undertakers know how to use a chainsaw anymore?
To: LuLuLuLu
"They asked me to lay on the top of the casket to try to get the lock down," Moreno said. Just damn...
To: LuLuLuLu
The funeral director simply was thinking outside of the box.....
23 posted on
10/02/2003 2:43:16 PM PDT by
tracer
To: LuLuLuLu
When people get to be too large their "friends" and relatives should stop trucking food to them. If they have to walk far enough to get fed they may not get too large to forage. I know people who are grossly overweight and I fell sorry for them. If they want me to bring them food they are going to be disappointed.
26 posted on
10/02/2003 2:44:21 PM PDT by
FreePaul
To: LuLuLuLu
Gravitas maybe, but no one that fat has Dignitas.
So9
because many caskets are made in Batesville, Ind., and Aurora, Ind., a specially ordered casket can be shipped to local funeral homes within 24 to 36 hours, Paolello reported. Correct, but would the family be willing to pay for the custom-made casket plus the delivery charges?
To: LuLuLuLu
"My mom had a lot of dignity," she said. Yep, 500 pounds worth.
To: LuLuLuLu
31 posted on
10/02/2003 2:46:01 PM PDT by
SC DOC
To: LuLuLuLu
Casket? We're talking Piano case here!
To: LuLuLuLu
I would have gone postal on the funeral director on the spot. UN-Real!!!!!!!!
33 posted on
10/02/2003 2:46:08 PM PDT by
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To: LuLuLuLu
I don't know how much sympathy the family deserves on this. The funeral home people probably gambled on giving her some dignity by placing her in a standard large size casket that would be most economic for the family (rather than a custom built one that might look unusual). Do we know that the family offered to pay for a custom built casket that would positively fit her? OK, so the funeral home gambled wrong. They probably haven't had much experience with 500 lb people.
Rather than whining now that she's too fat to fit in the coffin, the family would have been better served years ago helping her address the root cause that resulted in her premature death at 63. How does someone even get to be 500 lbs? sheesh.
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