[radiohead]

Or it could be Freeper Butt from sitting in front of the screen here too much...

At last it has a name! Maybe soon there'll be a cure. We could do a telethon.

On a serious note, I am going to send this article around to a bunch of people. I'm sure many will recognize themselves.

[cyborg]

I should print it out and hand it out to some of my customers. The more I think about it, less silly this article seems. Aside from hair, false nails are perceived to be a barrier to physical activity as well. I dunno. I like my nails and hair, but who cares? If I got cancer and had to take chemo, I'd lose all my genetically blessed hair. After reading this article, I took a nice walk to the store in the rain and watched my inner poodle emerge.