[Bloody Sam Roberts]

...and starring the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Ye means there is another?

[AnAmericanMother]

Well, there's this dude -- cousin? brother?

He had absolutely the greatest mizzen flag on the seven seas.

I made a copy 4 x 6 feet and hung it over our fireplace every Hallowe'en for years. It's still around here somewhere . . . . rummage . . . rummage . . . rummage

(my version's better 'cause it's all embroidered. By hand. That's supposed to be an hourglass they're holding. TIME'S UP!)

[MalcolmS]

Arrrr Indeed! Lived many a year ago, and plundered the coasts of Florin!

PRINCESS BUTTERCUP: "A farm boy. Poor. Poor and perfect. With eyes like the sea after a storm. On the high seas, your ship attacked. And the dread pirate Roberts never takes prisoners."

ROBERTS: "I can't afford to make exceptions. I mean once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you and it's nothing but work, work, work all the time."