To: nwrep
I've always wondered about this. Is it 72 for each or far all?
Lot of room for crude, well deserved, irony.
5 posted on
09/12/2003 7:56:11 PM PDT by
lizma
To: lizma
Since the virgin storage bins are arrainged as "first in last out", we are getting down to the last few hundred virgins. They went into storage about 2200 years ago. They are hungry and all need to shower. The shower part is very disappointing to the arriving men. Whata gonna do??
6 posted on
09/12/2003 8:03:30 PM PDT by
calljack
(Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
To: lizma
I've always wondered about this. Is it 72 for each or far all?It's the same 72 virgins for everyone. They are so ugly that they will be virgins in perpetuity. Helen Thomas is a goddess by comparison. Tennis elbow will be an eternal health crisis.
14 posted on
09/12/2003 8:43:40 PM PDT by
Myrddin
To: lizma
"I've always wondered about this. Is it 72 for each or far all? "What I want to know is where are they going to find 72 virgins who were so bad that they deserve to be one of 72 handmaidens to a bloodthirsty terrorist for eternity.
I mean...they are VIRGINS...for crying out loud!
33 posted on
10/07/2003 12:43:48 PM PDT by
DannyTN
(Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
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