Black XXI: "Come Together!!"

The MudCave ^ | 11 September 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Right!! Yo...

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!

Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Compliments of MnM's dialtectizer..."Simple Man"
(To be sung t'Charlie Daniels Ban''s "Simple Man")

ah ain't nuthin' but a simple man, as enny fool kin plainly see...
Lef' calls me a redneck, reckon thet ah's...
But thar's thin's goin' on make me mad as a weasel in a blender down t'th' co'e!
ah gotta wawk like Lef''s dawg, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells!..ah's inslaved t'DeeCee...
Whar crooked politicians sell our Nukes t'Chinese,
An' ah's madder than Hell an' ah ain't gonna take it no mo'e!
Reagan told our kids to, "Jest Say No! Fry mah hide!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Less haf t'other toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down, as enny fool kin plainly see.
Wal, eff'n ah had mah way wif this hyar Apostle Fum Hope,
I'd take a trimenjus tall tree an' a sho't piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high an' let 'im swin' 'til Ol' Slick steps down! Fry mah hide!

Wal, yo' knows whut's wrong wif th' wo'ld today,
Varmints done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by th' "Law of Slick Willie" not th' "Law of th' Lan'."
Wal, th' Good Book says it so ah need no mo'e proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie an' th' Truth's still th' Truth."
Billy Joe better watch whut he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Cain't yo' Houn'dogle see it?! Fry mah hide! Slick's a Felon, man! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

Now ah's th' kinda man who'dn't harm a mouse,
But eff'n ah ketch somebody bustin' in mah house,
ah gotta 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on t'other side!
So doesn't hoof it a pushin' me aginst mah will,
ah doesn't wanna fight ya but ah durn sho'nuff will,
So eff'n yo' doesn't be hankerin' trouble yo' better jest pass me on by! Fry mah hide!
Becuz as far as ah's corncerned thar ain't no excuse,
Fo' Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', an' Power Abuse,
But ah gotta way t'put an ind t'all thet madness...
Yo' jest put them Lib'rals back on a boat,
Send 'em all Fust-class an' make sho'nuff thet it floats,
Send 'em all 'roun' th' wo'ld an' leave 'em wharvah they like best! Fry mah hide!

Wal, yo' knows whut's wrong wif th' wo'ld today,
Varmints done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by th' "Law of Billy Joe Clinton" not th' "Law of th' Lan'."
Wal, th' Good Book says it, so ah need no mo'e proof,
A Lie's still a Lie an' th' Truth's still th' Truth! Fry mah hide!
Billy Joe better watch whut he's sayin', we is closin' in on him, dawgone it...
Right's Hell-bent on Jestice...Slick's a Traito', man! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

Billy Joe, watch whar yer goin', Slim's jest aroun' th' bend, cuss it all t' tarnation...
Freepers're bent on Jestice, yer jest Hist'ry, man! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

LOL...MUDBOY SLIM

[Mudboy Slim]

Much obliged, TO...please pass on that story (#10) 'cuz I picked it off of the email list as well!! Can't find much in the way of positive news on ABCCBSNBCCNNN, so I reckon we gotta spread the good word bit by bit!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yer a werdy one, ain't ya?! LOL...jist kiddin', I look forward to reading what ya gots ta say...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Damn...well said, dude...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"MUD Wants Some Justice!!"
(To be sung to the EELS' "Love of the Loveless")

Don't gotta lotta time...to make our stand...
I ain't no Lib'ral fool...I am a man!!
Yes, there's a God up there...somethin' above...
God, shine yer light down here...fight 'gainst big Guv!!
MUD wants some justice...MUD wants some justice!!

Can't have too many FRiends...evil blights our home.
FReepers been takin' stands...pretty much alone!!
Bubba fears the real truth...but when push comes to shove...
We'll see Justice when we FReep...let's sling some mud!!
MUD wants some justice...Rush, where's the justice?!
Dubyuh, seek justice!! GeeDubyuh, seek justice!!

All around you sheeple squawkin'...
Ashcroft balks 'cuz Dubyuh's balkin'
Looking for and findin'...NUTHIN'!!

Don't gotta lotta time...
Can't help but care...
Not sellin' anything...
Lib'rals BEWARE!!
Yes, there's a God up there...
Somethin' above...
God, shine yer light down here...
Shine on what's just!!
MUD wants some justice!!
Rush, where's the justice?!!
Dubyuh, seek justice!!
Bubba, meet justice!!

Don't gotta lotta time...
To make our stand...
We ain't no Lib'ral fools...
Let's join the band!!
Get US some justice!!
We need some justice!!
Dubyuh, seek justice!!
MUD wants some justice!!

FReegards...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

he he ! That Dialectizer is pretty cool. I like to use it from time to time.

Careful if ya use tha 'Jive' lingo. Some folks don't like that, and I've had folks
hit 'abuse' on me and had 'em removed before, lol ! ...

'Redneck' and 'Elmer Fudd' are the best ones, I think ...

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Mud, you are a sight for sore eyes (virtually speaking, of course)!

Yeah, we're RA-AD!! Truth's Worth the Fight!!

Can I be RA-AD, too???

Your energy is such a gift. Mud with a flag and a hill to charge - the enemy hasn't a chance.

I need a vacation, lol!

AMMO.

 

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Welcome back!

[conservativemusician]

Whew!

Care to move to NY and be my priest/rabbi/guru/omniscient machine?

I know a few musicians who would benefit by your words. As a matter of fact, they will.(edited for content.LOL)

You fu#&in' rule! Many thanks.

BTW. Give Norah's record a chance. It's awesome. I've gotten to know her some recently, she's the real deal. Not a bs bone in her body. The majors all passed on her, a tiny jazz label (Blue Note) signed her, and off she went. I know some of the guys in her band and they are all excellent players. Their success ain't the product of some major label multi-million dollar pr machine. She's resisted promotion, high priced videos, VH1 diva bs, dance remixes and the like.

I gotta alot of respect for that. That and I can listen to her sing all day.

[conservativemusician]

Ain't he somethin'?

[conservativemusician]

"Awesome...let me know when and how I can purchase a CD!!"


Absolutely.

Gotta find a new distributor. Somebody who can get me into the chains. You know......Gotta have a card at Tower.(This way it looks like we're a real live band!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't he somethin'?"

Yup...I'm sending him a compilation of songs I FReeped back in the late-90's, early-00's to see what he thinks. They're awful rough, mostly first cuts and all overdubs of the original recordings, but it gives ya a sense of my vocal tone before I started practicin' with a live "band." These are from the three cassettes I mass-mailed out to Congress and the Mass-Media in an effort to spur on the Impeachment and Re-Impeachment of Der SchleekMeister...LOL!!

If the All-Knowing Machine says it's worthwhile, I might just haveta send you a copy as well.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Gotta find a new distributor."

Limbaugh's got 20 Million-plus listeners, dude...think about it!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Is Rush Racist?!!

"Limbaugh said on ESPN's Sunday NFL Countdown that McNabb is overrated. The comment contained racial overtones that set off a controversy. "I don't think he's been that good from the get-go," Limbaugh said. "I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. There is a little hope invested in McNabb, and he got a lot of credit for the performance of this team that he didn't deserve. The defense carried this team." An ESPN spokesman said Tuesday that Limbaugh doesn't do interviews and added that he didn't think the comments were racially biased. "He was comparing McNabb's performance on the field to his reputation in the media," spokesman Dave Nagle said. Nagle said that with Limbaugh on the show this season, ratings for Sunday NFL Countdown are up 10 percent overall, and 26 percent among the 18-to-34 male demographic. Sunday's show drew its biggest audience in the regular season since November 1996. "ESPN hired Limbaugh for his passion and his ability to express opinion and spark debate as a football fan," Nagle said. "In just one month, he has certainly delivered.""

Rush ain't racist, imho, but McNabb's a helluva QB who may just be a tad overrated...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Can I be RA-AD, too???"

We gotzta be, RC!! In today's GOP, we're considered "RADICAL" fer believin' that a $2 Trillion Federal budget is excessive. We're considered "RADICAL" fer believin' that past members of the Executive Branch should be held accountable for committing rampant felonies.

To me, those who believe otherwise are linguini-spined DemonRAT wanna-be's!!

I'm gla-ad to be RA-AD...MUD

[jla]

And here I've always thought Donovan McNabb was a Scotsman.
White libs indeed do tread lightly when around blacks. Note how many of them exonerated Rodney King for the fact that to not do so may bring derision & scornful gazes from their lib friends.

Blacks know who are buffaloing them, and it ain't the conservatives.

[Mudboy Slim]

"White libs indeed do tread lightly when around blacks. Note how many of them exonerated Rodney King for the fact that to not do so may bring derision & scornful gazes from their lib friends."

To say nuthin' of OJ the Slashin' WifeKiller!!

"Blacks know who are buffaloing them, and it ain't the conservatives."

Unfortunately, the polls suggest otherwise, my FRiend. Too many blacks seem to still believe in an ever-expanding Federal Leviathan as their savior, imho. How else does one explain the 90%+ voting block fer the DemonRATS in 2000?! Fact is, the Pubbies need to harp on Inner City School Choice and a color-blind society more than we do at present...but increasingly, we seem to be echoing the DemonRATS' failed prescriptions fer improving the futures of African-Americans, and it's a race we can never win, imho!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"For chrissakes I wrote a book!"

But some outstanding reading and advice!!

[MeekOneGOP]

I don't think Limbaugh is racist either. I've never heard him or heard of him expressing racist remarks before and that doesn't sound racist. It sounds like someone's looking to brand a Conservative a racist [again!!] to me. Robert Byrd, former KKK Klansman can use the 'N' word and not hardly a peep and certainly no repercussions. Trent Lott can pat a 100 year old man on the back at his birthday party and get the snot beat out of him in the media AND get his leadership position yanked out from under him. Go figure.

I didn't know Limbaugh was doing sports now. Interesting ...

[sultan88]

"Be that as it may when I'd met the recording artist Randy Moore in Nashville this past summer...

Yankhater, you're into this underground Nashville music scene. What do you know of Randy Moore??

[sultan88]

I am going into the hospital for an important medical procedure this morning. If'n ya don't hear from me in awhile, it's cuz I'm recoverin'!