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To: chance33_98
They discovered spoiled food, animal feces and drug paraphernalia all over the apartment

Well, the cat pooped outside the litter pan this morning, I left the anti-histamines out in the kitchen and the fridge sorely needs a thorough clean-out. I wonder if they'll come and take my kids away too.

20 posted on 09/10/2003 9:26:22 AM PDT by jalisco555 (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.)
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To: jalisco555
Well, the cat pooped outside the litter pan this morning, I left the anti-histamines out in the kitchen and the fridge sorely needs a thorough clean-out.

And don't forget laundry! I'm always behind in laundry. I can just see the headlines: "CPS Takes Children From Homeschooler: Authorities Find Spoiled Food (in the fridge) Drug Paraphenalia (old roach clips with feathers probably packed with my high school stuff - we thought they were cool to wear on our hats in the 70's) and Dirty Laundry. Amazingly, children are well-educated and clean."

29 posted on 09/10/2003 9:43:07 AM PDT by Tired of Taxes (and tired of this screenname, too.)
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To: jalisco555
Anybody who has a cat is already a bit off-center, in my book.
35 posted on 09/10/2003 10:03:13 AM PDT by Old Professer
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