[Salman]

Just in case you were wondering.

See also Don't be such a fanatic!

[PokeyJoe]

Hmmm... George W. Bush should issue a Fatwa against Yomama Ben Laiden.

[Billthedrill]

Hey, it looks like I qualify! All right you birds, listen up. BtD is issuing a fatwah against cheap beer, the designated hitter rule, Al Franken, and Raisinettes. Oh, and filled doughnuts. Except the cherry kind, I like those. Well, and grape now and then, but lemon is right out!

[68skylark]

This sounds like it could be from The Onion. (Of course, a lot of Islam seems like that to me.)

[Tacis]

HEY!!! THAT'S ME!!! He described me; yeah, that's me EXACTLY!! How about that!!

I'm just so surprised. I never dreampt of issuing fatwas. It one of those things, of course, you dream about but never think of it happening to you.

First fatwa! The prophet should be a regular guy. Second fatwa: the most dreaded of all will be the "double pork fatwa" and is leveled at all royal Saudis. They have failed to keep the holy places as intended.

Additional fatwas will be issued as appropriate. It's just like winning an Oscar. He has described me perfectly!!