[Billthedrill]

Hey, it looks like I qualify! All right you birds, listen up. BtD is issuing a fatwah against cheap beer, the designated hitter rule, Al Franken, and Raisinettes. Oh, and filled doughnuts. Except the cherry kind, I like those. Well, and grape now and then, but lemon is right out!

[RightWhale]

Although I agree somewhat, I must point out Rule 1.

He should have a good intention

If you have not merely overlooked boysenberry filling, what is the problem with boysenberry?