[NC Conservative]

I saw this on I Love the 70's on VH1 and did more research. I did not believe it at first.

[baltodog]

Run away!
Run away!

[Old Sarge]

MONTY PYTHON HOLY GRAIL BUMP!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Never send in a bunny to do a professional hitman's job. :)

[TrebleRebel]

"...And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff..."

[Jean S]

LOL, an oldie but goodie. Wasn't there a picture? I hope someone can find it.

[ambrose]

Better than the pack of wild dogs which attacked Ross Perot

[FroedrickVonFreepenstein]

[Redwood71]

"Carter told his staff about the furry amphibian's assault"


I didn't do too well in biology in school, but I think I can remember that a rabbit is not an amphibian. I can see why Carter has failed at almost everything he has touched.

[4mycountry]

[GreenHornet]

President Carter was forced to swat at the vicious beast with a canoe paddle

Never bring a canoe paddle to a rabbit fight.

[tame]

I praise God Jimmy Carter left the Southern Baptists. Now hope Slick Willie follows him out.

[TBall]

Some good ole boys having fun with a remote controlled swimming rabbit?

[dfwgator]

Kill the wabbit Kill the wabbit Kill the wabbit Kill the wabbit ...

[microgood]

It might have been a Jackalope. They are ferocious.

[thoughtomator]

Actually, lost in the translation from Peanutfarmer to English was the fact that it was actually Lorena Bobbit, not a rabbit.

[Squat830]

Leave it to carter to get his ass beat by the easter bunny. No wonder they waited for the Gipper's inoguration to release the hostages

[wideminded]

I once heard an interview with Carter in which he was asked if it was true that he had been attacked by a rabbit. He said that it wasn't true but he couldn't very well have a press conference and say: "I wasn't attacked by a rabbit". It seems like this story might have just been something that fit in with Carter's weak image during his term. As I recall this interview was in connection with a book Carter had written about his experiences outdoors. So it appears that he is not someone who is unfamiliar with or afraid of wildlife in general.

I notice that there is no source or author listed on this article. If you post the picture (undoctored) that is claimed to exist of the rabbit attacking Carter, it might make the story more believable.

[Mat_Helm]

Look at the BONES........!

[vrwconspiracist]

Wasn't there a killer rabbit scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"?

[Clemenza]

Damn. I turned THREE YEARS OLD on the DAY Carter got attacked by a bunny!