[Protagoras]

Where can I sign up?

In Bulgaria.

[blackdog]

And do you fancy yourself an expert on Bulgarian prisons by experience or just some preoccupation with penal systems of the world?

I personally liked the French Colony system of Devil's Island. I love gardening and am growing tired of the estrogen stranglehold on my life.

I've begun growing rare cold climate bamboos, rare fruits, and building stone walls. Prison life would be good for those activities I guess. I guess it's my passion for British cars and airplanes that keeps me out of jail.