[KC_for_Freedom]

And a TRUE Southerner gives directions like this, 'Drive a fer piece down the road, keep going past my cousin Billy Bob's house [insert lengthy discussion of Billy Bob, his family, their relations etc], then turn left just past where the old Wilkes place USED to be, ...'

This is especially true after you say, "I am a newcomer in these here parts, can you tell how to get to the lake?"

[bankwalker]

"I am a newcomer in these here parts, can you tell how to get to the lake?"

Ya cain't git thar from here...