Caption the naked PETA idiot...

SFGate.com ^ | 8.23.03

[BradyLS]

"But I LIKE hamboogers!"

[BradyLS]

"Mom, Dad says it's time to come home for dinner--he just put the steaks on the grill."

Winnah!

[BradyLS]

She ain't that bad... on the OUTside.

[The KG9 Kid]

"... Isn't she violating some public decency statute or sumthin?"

Here in SF? No.

Usually, they have some pretty good lookin' women in the cage. It's a regular thing.

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

"It was at age 9 when Bobby fet something odd in his pants"

[BradyLS]

Wow! Another funny one!

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

"It was at age 9 when Bobby felt something odd in his pants"

[jwh_Denver]

If I was that kid I'd say "Well, you showed me yours, so I'll show you mine, working that is".

[Walkingfeather]

Got another question.... what if it was a man in the cage and a little girl gawking.... ( and it was someplace other than San Francisco?

[BJungNan]

Boy to women: Can I see if you have the same things like my cat that just had kittens has?

[BenR2]

"Mom, Dad says it's time to come home for dinner--he just put the steaks on the grill."

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Great line!

[quietolong]

Wow! You came all the way from France. To sit topless in a cage!! Let me see that sign once more.

[mugsy]

"It was at age 9 when Bobby felt something odd in his pants"

Yeah, his testicles shriveling. Ugggh, all three of them are disgusting.

[atomic conspiracy]

"Are you that Queen Nefertiti mummy I saw on the History Channel?"

"Looks like a good start. When are they gonna' lock the rest of you in cages?"

"Look, mommy, a witch preserved in alcohol!"

"My mommy says you're a, uh, uh, a cotton runt and a three-holler door; I think that's what she said, anyway. She's dyslexic, so sometimes it's hard to understand her.

[PeaceBeWithYou]

Somewhere on this website are some pictures from when PETA first started the naked tiger thing. The tiger in question was in NYC if I remember correctly....Anyway, shortly after people started taking pictures of her another guy showed up with a cage. He set it up next to her and got inside, then began grilling steaks...

Here ya' go.

She looks cold, hungry, and a little envious of his nicer cage.

More pics here.

[atomic conspiracy]

"You're not nearly as cute as that puppy at the pet store, and I bet you'd cost a lot more to feed."

"Look, Dad! They've captured one of those yellow commie moonbats you talk about all the time!"

"So, I guess they let the real tigers in at lunchtime."

[atomic conspiracy]

"Natasha looks on anxiously as Bubba indicates how many cigarettes he will trade for her."

[bluefish]

Notice how most are just ignoring her? I used to have to walk by this area daily. I enjoyed ignoring the varius nutballs begging for attention. And most did the same.

[bluefish]

I can't figure out how she turned bright yellow.

Perhaps eating too many carrots? It will do that too.

I saw a nut in a local store with a shopping cart literally full of carrots in the checkout line in front of me. The checkout lady said this freak comes in once a week for that, other days she bought gallons and gallons of Soy Milk. She had a similar odd look about her too. Except she looked more pre-maturely aged and sickly.