Well they can bear my name, but for God's sake (for my sake?), let's not make them in my image! [full body shudder]
Ya see? Once you start getting the hang of it..it sort of starts to grow on you.
And of course I know you would never take advantage of your situation.
None of that demagougue like behavior for the Big Pet..
Oh yeah...I forgot...I shortened your name so it would fit on your business card.
Wait a sec...that doesn't work...it sort of sounds like a Porn Site.
I regret I have to submit my resignation...I simply can't work for a god who endores bestiality. I do wish you much success in your future omnipotency. Sincerely, FP