[Focault's Pendulum]

Well they can bear my name, but for God's sake (for my sake?),

Ya see? Once you start getting the hang of it..it sort of starts to grow on you.

And of course I know you would never take advantage of your situation.

None of that demagougue like behavior for the Big Pet..

Oh yeah...I forgot...I shortened your name so it would fit on your business card.

Wait a sec...that doesn't work...it sort of sounds like a Porn Site.

I regret I have to submit my resignation...I simply can't work for a god who endores bestiality. I do wish you much success in your future omnipotency. Sincerely, FP

[ChadGore]

VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY June 13, 2001:"One of the concerns, obviously, is the aging power grid and the growing problem that we have in getting electricity from the power plant to the light switch. It's clear that we must upgrade and expand the power grid. If we put more connections in place, we'll go a long way towards avoiding future blackouts."

[Petronski]

I wish you'd stay with the organization...like I said, the Petronettes WILL NOT resemble me. I promise.