[Vets_Husband_and_Wife]

OK.. I just can't resist.. I just got this joke tonight.. and I'm DYING to share it. Somehow, this thread seems like the appropriate place to do so. :o)

Subject: AP NEWS ALERT

Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland.

Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

[billbears]

Oh man that's cold....

As for the story that is probably the coolest thing I've ever seen. When do they go on the market and I want one when they do.

[Brad’s Gramma]

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[FlyVet]

Hmmmm, a Polak joke. You're going to hear about this from some of my cousins. Nah, not really, they tell Polak jokes about themselves all the time.

Don't ever go to a Polak wedding unless you're used to earthquakes, though. They really shake that floor when they Polka.

[MissAmericanPie]

ROFL, I have one.

Coming in for a landing a polish pilot turned to his polish co-pilot and said, "This is going to be a tricky landing, you have to do what I say instantly or we will both die, When I say "flaps" hit those flaps instantly, when I say "brakes" hit those brakes with both feet".

As they near the ground the pilot barks, "Flaps!", the co-pilot hits the flaps, the pilot yells, "Brakes!", the co-pilot hits the brakes with both feet.

After they stop the pilot says, "Gad, that was the shortest runway I have ever seen".

The co-pilot says, "Yeah, but look how wide it is".