Coming in for a landing a polish pilot turned to his polish co-pilot and said, "This is going to be a tricky landing, you have to do what I say instantly or we will both die, When I say "flaps" hit those flaps instantly, when I say "brakes" hit those brakes with both feet".
As they near the ground the pilot barks, "Flaps!", the co-pilot hits the flaps, the pilot yells, "Brakes!", the co-pilot hits the brakes with both feet.
After they stop the pilot says, "Gad, that was the shortest runway I have ever seen".
The co-pilot says, "Yeah, but look how wide it is".