1 posted on
07/25/2003 11:00:02 AM PDT by
mhking
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Beer Me!![](http://beerme.com/graphics/pics/schweikr.gif)
56 posted on
07/25/2003 11:27:46 AM PDT by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
To: mhking
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the
herd is hunted, it is always the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by
the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way the human
brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive
intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it
attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells, making the brain a faster and
more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few
beers.
57 posted on
07/25/2003 11:29:19 AM PDT by
ctlpdad
(Please don't let my post be the last on the thread!)
To: mhking
This will probably be of interest to those who havent seen it.
LINK http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/
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To: mhking
60 posted on
07/25/2003 11:30:08 AM PDT by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
To: mhking; *Wod_list; jmc813
65 posted on
07/25/2003 11:33:00 AM PDT by
MrLeRoy
(The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. - Jefferson)
To: mhking
![](http://www.beerforthehomeless.com/images/needbeer.jpg)
Welcome to the Beer For The Homeless website
This site is dedicated to the thousands of men and women in America who have been relegated to the status of children, regardless of their age, by the do-gooders of society who believe that merely because a person has no home they should therefore not be allowed to drink beer. There are plenty of organizations that will provide food, clothing, education, even shelter to the homeless. But every one of them refuses to treat their "clients" as mature adults and the vast majority of them even have rules that forbid the legal consumption of alcohol. What is it about these otherwise well-meaning people that they would refuse to treat their fellow human beings as mature adults? Merely because one has no home does not mean that one is somehow a second-class citizen and is no longer allowed the simple pleasures that society allows to those "lucky" enough to put a roof over their head. So, that is where Beer For The Homeless steps up and strikes a blow for equality and human rights. Through this website, we will raise money to purchase and distribute beer to those who want it. Good old fashioned 100% American beer. The kind our fathers and grandfathers drank when defending this great country around the world to keep the principles of democracy and freedom of choice strong and alive.
67 posted on
07/25/2003 11:38:43 AM PDT by
bedolido
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To: mhking
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
To: mhking; Yehuda; dennisw; yonif; SJackson
The best part is that you don't have to convert from your own religion in order to join!
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80 posted on
07/25/2003 12:07:32 PM PDT by
Alouette
(Every politician should live next door to a pimp, so he can have someone to look up to.)
To: mhking
"Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
81 posted on
07/25/2003 12:07:43 PM PDT by
SquirrelKing
(Don't sweat the petty things...don't pet the sweaty things.)
To: mhking
Any gender, any sexual preference, any nationality, any shoe size or hair style; beer drinkers of the world are all part of something much larger than themselves. But at the rate beer drinkers can put on weight, that might not be true long.
So9
To: mhking
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My personal testament!
93 posted on
07/25/2003 12:30:15 PM PDT by
6ppc
To: mhking
Sign me up!
Natural Ice...the bastard son of Anheuser Busch.
www.teamnattyice.com
96 posted on
07/25/2003 12:37:15 PM PDT by
TheSpottedOwl
(You bring tar, I'll bring feathers....recall Davis in 03!!!)
To: mhking
"Work is the curse of the drinking man."
- W. C. Fields
108 posted on
07/25/2003 1:08:04 PM PDT by
WhiteGuy
(Deficit $455,000,000,000 + MY VOTE IS FOR SALE)
To: Prof Engineer
beer ping!!
Hey, Ya think Bryan would like this article?
111 posted on
07/25/2003 1:24:19 PM PDT by
msdrby
(Go Navy!)
To: mhking
Is this anything like the Bob Club?
To: mhking
Ann Coulter, the right wing's dial-900 girla rail-thin, chain-smoking,hard-drinking, big-eyed leggy blonde who winkingly serves up X-rated ideological smut on liberalsis at it again.OH MY GOSH!!!!!!I just knew we would find out where Ann goes to church!!!
115 posted on
07/25/2003 1:33:29 PM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(Clone Ann Coulter, the woman sent by God)
To: mhking
118 posted on
07/25/2003 1:41:07 PM PDT by
amused
(Republicans for Sharpton!)
To: mhking
Gotta love beer-I love it so Much, I brew my own-all the ingredients are food items, so no sales tax
"It's a far better brew when you know the gov'ts getting the screw"
If you ever want to read a hilarious bottle-try Arrogant Bastard Ale, or go to the web site www.arrogantbastard.com. Good beer too
126 posted on
07/25/2003 2:51:19 PM PDT by
5Madman2
(DemocRATS are Vermin)
To: mhking
Bump
135 posted on
07/25/2003 6:42:25 PM PDT by
samiam1972
(Live simply so that others may simply live!)
To: mhking
Do you have to be over 21 to join?
136 posted on
07/26/2003 12:06:53 AM PDT by
yonif
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