Preamble
We, the members of the Constitution Party, gratefully acknowledge the blessing of the Lord God as Creator, Preserver and Ruler of the Universe and of this Nation. We solemnly declare that the foundation of our political position and moving principle of our political activity is our full submission and unshakable faith in our Savior and Redeemer, our Lord Jesus Christ. We hereby appeal to Him for mercy, aid, comfort, guidance and the protection of His Divine Providence as we work to restore and preserve this Nation as a government of the People, by the People, and for the People. Joos, mooslims, heathens, pagans & you Buddha heads can go take a flying leap. We’ll get back to you Mormons out there.
The U.S. Constitution established a Republic under God, rather than a democracy. Our Republic is a nation governed by a Constitution that is rooted in Biblical law, Yep. It’s right there in I Madison, Chapter 5. administered by representatives who are Constitutionally elected by the citizens.
Sanctity of Life
As to matters of rape and incest, it is unconscionable to take the life of an innocent child for the crimes of his father. Well, that’s a non-starter. Also, there is nothing in this section that addresses the rare occaision of medical necessity—a tubal pregnancy. Roe v Wade is illegitimate, contrary to the law of the nation’s Charter and Constitution. It must be resisted by all civil government officials, federal, state, and local, and by all branches of the government — legislative, executive, and judicial. Ahhh, I get it. A nation of laws, but feel empowered to disobey those that you find objectionable.
In addition, we condemn the misuse of anti-racketeering and other federal laws against pro-life demonstrators, and strongly urge the repeal of the RICO and FACE Acts as unconstitutional expansions of federal power into areas reserved to the states by the Tenth Amendment. So, in order to make sure that our ox is’nt gored, we will throw out the baby of shutting down Mafia type groups with the bathwater of RICO suits against our buddies. Finally, we also oppose all government "legalization" of euthanasia, infanticide and suicide. Yep. Kill yurself in our Amurika, yur in deep kimchee, bucko.
AIDS
Criminal penalties should apply to those whose willful acts of omission or commission place members of the public at risk of contracting AIDS or HIV. Already being done, guys.
Character and Moral Conduct
Public respect and esteem toward public officials has fallen to a shameful level. The Constitution Party finds that the cause of this national state of disgrace is the deterioration of personal character among government leaders, exacerbated by the lack of public outcry against immoral conduct by public office holders. A fine non sequitar there.
Congressional Reform
The Congress of the United States has become an overpaid, overstaffed, self-serving institution. It confiscates taxpayer funds to finance exorbitant and unconstitutionally determined salaries, pensions, and perks. Most members of Congress have become more accountable to the Washington establishment than to the people in their home districts. Both houses of Congress are all too often unresponsive and irresponsible, arrogantly placing themselves above the very laws they enact, and beyond the control of the citizens they have sworn to represent and serve. We seek to:
• Abolish Congressional pensions. So that the congress critters will be in the pockets of those that can guarantee them the best job after their term is up instead of being in the pockets of those that kick in the most campaign contributions.
• Abolish federal pay for members of Congress, and restore provisions for per diem allowances. Yep. That’ll cut down on bribery alright.
It is time for the American people to renew effective supervision of their public servants, to restore right standards and to take back the government. Congress must once again be accountable to the people and obedient to the Constitution, repealing all laws that delegate legislative powers to regulatory agencies, bureaucracies, private organizations, the Federal Reserve Board, international agencies, the President, and the judiciary. So which of these organizations pass bills that the President can veto or sign into law? Anyone?… Anyone at all? If we are to see a return to the states those powers, programs, and sources of revenue that the federal government has unconstitutionally taken away, then it is also vital that we repeal the Seventeenth Amendment and return to state legislatures the function of electing the U.S. Senate. In so doing, this would return the U.S. Senate to being a body of political hacks and cronies of the party that has power in the statehouses. I would love to see what the Massachussetts or California state legislature would bless us with. Completely unelectable idealogues with an agenda and an attitude is my guess. that represents the legislatures of the several states on the federal level
Cost of Big Government
The only legitimate purpose of civil government is to safeguard the God-given rights of its citizens; namely, life, liberty, and property. Only those duties, functions, and programs specifically assigned to the federal government by the Constitution should be funded. We call upon Congress and the President to stop all federal expenditures which are not specifically authorized by the U. S. Constitution, and to restore to the states those powers, programs, and sources of revenue that the federal government has usurped. So, now your own state can tax the beejesus out of you to pay for things that people seem to like. Great deal, huh?
We call for the abolition of the Civil Service system, which is perceived to confer on government employees a "property right" regarding their jobs. So all your government employees can be political hacks without a shred of technical expertise that get recycled every few years. Be sure you don’t need them to do anything unless you have lots of baksheesh handy…
Defense
We call for the maintenance of a strong, state-of-the-art military on land, sea, in the air, and in space. We urge the executive and legislative branches to continue to provide for the modernization of our armed forces, in keeping with advancing technologies and a constantly changing world situation. This one is not bad, however, somewhat problematic with other planks that pretty much remove funding sources for a state of the art military. The Panama Canal thing was a little bit weird, too.
Drug Abuse
The Constitution Party will uphold the right of states and localities to restrict access to drugs and to enforce such restrictions in appropriate cases with application of the death penalty. Smoke a J, ride the needle. Or, Just say NO! (or we’ll kill ‘ya, hophead) We support legislation to stop the flow of illegal drugs into the United States from foreign sources. Oh, like the ones that exist now? As a matter of self-defense, retaliatory policies including embargoes, sanctions, and tariffs, should be considered. War on Drugs? Hey, WE'LL SHOW 'YA WAR ON DRUGS, BY JESUS! aka, “Reverse Opium War(s)”.
At the same time, we will take care to prevent violations of the Constitutional and civil rights of American citizens. Searches without probable cause and seizures without due process must be prohibited, and the presumption of innocence must be preserved. Riiiiiiiiggghhhhtt ;-)
Education
All teaching is related to basic assumptions about God and man. Education as a whole, therefore, cannot be separated from religious faith. Ooooooopps. Guess that whole 1st Amendment Establishment Clause thingy will have to go, huh? The law of our Creator assigns the authority and responsibility of educating children to their parents. Education should be free from all federal government subsidies, including vouchers, tax incentives, and loans, except with respect to veterans. As they say in Louisiana, ‘Litrusee ain’t everthin.’ So that no parents need defy the law by refusing to send their children to schools of which they disapprove, compulsory attendance laws should be repealed. See above.
Election Reform
The Voting Rights Act should be repealed. Yep. Who needs the pickaninnies votin’ anyhow? The Federal Election Campaign Act, including its 1974 amendments, and the Federal Election Commission should be abolished. That’s a swell idea. And when a corrupt liberal (forgive the redundancy) starts “losing” voter registration forms for Republicans, Libertarians, Independents, and the few, the proud, the good amurikan Constitwoshon Party good ole’ boys, you won’t even have anyone to b!tch to, skippy! Smmmaaaarrrrtt! I could just imagine the “literacy test” written by a Goron. Brush up on your Paul Ehrlich, people! In order to avoid election fraud, we urge an end to electronic or mechanical voting processes and a return to the manual counting process overseen by, and accountable to, voters resident in each precinct where the votes are cast. Riiiiiigghhhhht! All the elections where the manual ballots were counted, like NY City and Chicago in the late 1800’s were all on the level, I’m sure.
Electoral College
The "general ticket" system is still in use today. Inherently, it causes corruption by the inequitable transfer of power from congressional districts to the states and large cities at the expense of rural communities. Similarly, power can be shifted inequitably to minorities and special interest groups. In other words, a shell game so that the large cities, in say CA, get to send 40+ Dim electors to the Electoral College every 4 years. What the writers of this manifesto forget is that Congressional Districts are apportioned on the basis of population…
The Constitution Party, therefore, proposes legislation to eliminate the "general ticket" system and return to the procedure intended by the Framers. Might want to rethink that one, Skippy.
Environment
We call for a return to the states and to the people all lands which are held by the federal government without authorization by the Constitution. How many of you ever visit Yellowstone, anyhow? I’m sure that the admission prices charged by Disney, Six Flags, and Balley’s will be affordable…
Foreign Policy
The Constitution Party calls on the United States to withdraw from the United Nations and to require the U.N. to move out of the United States. Yep. And when the world votes to do something we would really hate, we won’t be around to veto it, or even raise a peep about why it would be bad thing. Good thinking there.
The United States must withdraw from all international monetary and financial institutions and agencies, e.g., the International Monetary Fund (IMF), World Bank, WTO, NAFTA, GATT, etc. Yeah! Why should we be interested in having countries that we buy stuff from and sell stuff to having a stable currency or a viable economy?
The United States should recognize Taiwan (Free China) as a sovereign nation. We should also withdraw recognition of Communist China, which is a murderous and tyrannical regime enslaving the Chinese people. OK. And what about that little thingy of having no official way to talk to a government that is over 15% of the world’s population? And a government that would probably be pretty PO’d at us, too. Some more brilliance.
Gambling
Gambling promotes an increase in crime, destruction of family values, and a decline in the moral fiber of our country. We are opposed to government sponsorship, involvement in, or promotion of gambling, such as lotteries, or subsidization of native American casinos in the name of economic development. We call for the repeal of federal legislation that usurps state and local authority regarding authorization and regulation of tribal casinos in the states. Only one problem. Indian reservations are on federal land.
Health Care and Government
The federal government has no Constitutional provision to regulate or restrict the freedom of the people to have access to medical care, supplies or treatments. We advocate, therefore, the elimination of the federal Food and Drug Administration, OUTSTANDING!!! Can I interest you in bottle of “Dr. Bob’s Feelgood”? Only $5.00 a bottle. It MAY cure ‘ya, MAY NOT poison ‘ya, but a couple pulls off of it, and you won’t care! Babies Cry For It! And while I’m at it, I am going to start marketing “Bob’s Country Sausage”. Made with REAL INGREDIANTS! (of course, decent folks won’t want to discuss which real ingrediants I use, but hey, I’ll make enough money to where I don’t have to eat the crap. OOooops, gave away one of the ingrediants.)as it has been the federal agency primarily responsible for prohibiting beneficial products, treatments, and technologies here in the United States that are freely available in much of the rest of the civilized world.
Money and Banking
The federal government has departed from the principle of "coin" money as defined by the U.S. Constitution and the Mint Act of 1792 and has granted unconstitutional control of the nation’s monetary and banking system to the private Federal Reserve System. Sorry. The Fed still reports to Congress—Translation: Congress is still officially “regulating” money.
1. Restoring the nation’s official medium of exchange to be compliant with the U.S. Constitution and the Mint Act of 1792. And a free horse to haul your wages with?
2. Establishing a new American dollar: a. That is a coinable commodity money; Suitable for wire transfers?
b. That weighs one Troy ounce of .999 fine silver or its equivalent in gold; Guess not.
c. That is 100% backed and redeemable in specie; and My favorite species are large cats and bovines…
d. That its value is determined by the free market. And what determines what a $ is worth now, hmmmm?
3. Prohibiting all fractional reserve banking. Hope you were’nt counting on getting a mortgage or a car loan anytime soon.
4. Repealing the Federal Reserve Act and reforming the current Federal Reserve banks into clearing houses only. Find another windmill guys…
Social Security
We urge the repeal of those provisions of the Social Security system which penalize those born during the "notch years" between 1917 and 1926, and argue that such persons be placed on the same benefit schedules as all other beneficiaries. A good insight into the demographic make up of the platform writers.
State Sovereignty
The federal government has no authority to mandate policies relating to state education, natural resources, transportation, private business, housing, health care, ad infinitum. Yeah. Those damm Interstate highways have GOT TO GO! Take up your Jackhammer! For Freedom!
Tariffs and Trade
in Article I, Section 8: duties, imposts, and excises are legitimate revenue-raising measures on which the United States government may properly rely. As Abraham Lincoln pointed out, the legitimate costs of the federal government can be borne either by taxes on American citizens and businesses or by tariffs on foreign companies and products. The latter is preferable to the former. Riiiiggghhhhtt! Just what we need! Another tax on oil, and on the raw materials that the remaining factories in this countries need to import! That’s wonderful! Think of how competitive we’ll be with both our wage costs and raw materials costs being more than anyone else!
Taxes
Since 1913, our Constitutional rights to life, liberty, and property have been abridged and diminished by the assumption of direct taxing authority on each of us by the federal government. Now here is where I get confused. The Constitution provides that ability to be amended…So that which is constitutionally brought into being is unconstitutional? (I actully agree with the object of this plank, but arguments that the Income Tax is unconstitutional have been shown to be hoakum for a while now…)
Wage and Price Control
We deny that civil government has the authority to set wages and prices; so doing is inconsistent with principles of individual liberty and the free market. Yeah, them price controls are real bummer. Ohh, wait.
Welfare
We encourage individuals and families to fulfill their personal responsibility to help those in need through tithes, offerings, and other acts of charity. The nation’s churches and synagogues should manifest their faith by operating effective programs to assist those who are in need. "Go to church or starve, heathen bum!"; or, No Soup for you, Atheist!"