As Mayor of the Munchkin City, in the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.
But we've got to verify it legally, to see;
To see?
If she,
If she?
Is morally, ethic'lly,
Spiritually, physically, Positively, absolutely,
Undeniably and reliably Dead!!
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.
Then this is a day of Independence for all the Munchkins and their descendants!
If any!
Yes, let the joyous news be spread the Wicked Old Witch at last IS dead!!!!