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'Queer Eye' for the Straight Girl
TownHall.com ^ | July 20, 2003 | Brent Bozell

Posted on 07/20/2003 7:38:25 PM PDT by fight_truth_decay

Viacom recently announced that its plan to create a gay and lesbian culture channel, co-managed by the gay-friendly MTV and Showtime networks, has been shelved. Here's one good reason: NBC's Bravo network is rapidly becoming the go-to gay channel.

A quick check of the Bravo Web site on July 17 finds promotion for the upcoming dating show "Boy Meets Boy," a gay-male reality dating show a la "The Bachelor," with the twist that some of the "gay" bachelors are really playacting heterosexuals. The site also promotes their airing of the 1999 movie "Flawless" with this sentence: "Can a homophobic stroke victim and a flamboyant drag queen help each other find self-esteem?" Traditional values are so misguided they've become an illness. Don't you love those films where the ultraconservative character recovers from the illness of his ways?

But the first blooming flower of this cultural revolution was "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," which premiered on Tuesday, July 15, to record numbers for Bravo. Their ratings at that hour rose from No. 38 to No. 2. Bravo quickly planned a rerun for Thursday to build viewership.

The premise of the show is for a "Fab Five" of gay men to "transform a style-deficient and culture-deprived straight man from drab to fab" in each of their respective categories: fashion, food and wine, interior design, grooming and culture. Bravo's publicity copy also explained: "Straight guys turn in their pleats for flat fronts, learn about wines that don't come in a jug and come to understand why hand soap is not a good shampoo (and vice versa). When the journey is done, a freshly scrubbed, newly enlightened, ultra-hip man emerges."

And I want to vomit.

Tom Shales of The Washington Post objected to the "stereotypes on parade" in this series, and I agree. It's stereotypical to think of only gay men as top-notch connoisseurs of food, wine, culture, design and grooming. How heterophobic. It's the Gay Supremacy Hour. I'm sure I'm not the only one who reads Bravo's ad copy and wonders if we're talking hate crimes here. Ever seen a show more dedicated to a "straight-bashing" proposition?

Try this idea for a show, and tell me how many seconds it would last in a Hollywood pitch session: "A team of five fabulous straight guys teach a masculinity-deprived gay man how to throw a football, hunt for game, drink something manlier than fruity wine coolers and appreciate the fiction of Tom Clancy. When the journey is done, a newly enlightened, ultra-manly man emerges."

Why not? Let's try it with a racial twist, where blacks are cured of their stereotyped fancy for fried chicken, watermelon and malt liquor. Any takers in enlightened Tinseltown? It almost makes you want to start a Straight Male Anti-Defamation Alliance. But guess what? That's not very manly.

Lesbians can forget copycatting this show. You can't imagine a team of five lesbians teaching a straight girl how to be more appealing to men. Here's why: "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" is not pitched at the straight guy. It's pitched at the straight girl. It's "Will and Grace" for the reality-show set. Straight guys aren't the most attracted demographic to "makeover" shows. If you doubt me, witness the array of commercials on the premiere: chick flicks, makeup, leg razors, designer eyeglasses, designer SUVs. (The show is almost a parody of product placement, a veritable plug-a-minute infomercial. Redken hair products received four separate plugs.)

When you watch the show, the "Fab Five" are constantly insulting the "fashion victim," acting especially horrified at the show's beginning. He's asked if he gets all his clothing at Home Depot and if his drawers are "organized by ugly, uglier and ugliest." The interior designer suggests the guy's apartment looks like the home of a psychopath: "without you here to represent yourself, I would have looked at this and called the police." Another calls it "a crack den." But it evolves -- yippee! -- into a we-kid-because-we-love ethos, and the show ends with everybody being thrilled about how the fairy godfathers have created the straight man's new looks and new confidence.

It's also -- surprise, surprise -- drenched in references to raw, perverted homosexual sex. In the premiere, the lads wonder whether stains are from "soy sauce or boy sauce," wear aprons from the "Horny as Hell Kitchen," and goad the straight man with constant pleas to undress, try out the new bed with a friend and kiss the designers.

This crud may be acceptable for that element in our culture that's already earning an advanced degree in Sin Acceptance. But it's also acceptable to the gang at NBC and the suits upstairs at General Electric? Remember this when you buy your next light bulb: Is GE always bringing good things to life?

Brent Bozell is President of Media Research Center, a TownHall.com member group.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bravo; catholiclist; culturewar; downourthroats; gay; homosexual; homosexualagenda; homosexualtrash; idolatry; lesbian; mtv; nbc; perverts; prisoners; queer; trashtv; viacom
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To: fight_truth_decay
NBC, home of "Will and Grace," is run and programmed by homosexuals.

Their reach is now as far as NBC extends. They bought a good channel like Bravo and redecorated it into a bath house.

Turn off NBC and write the sponsors, stating you will never buy their products due to NBC's pro-homosexual content.

BOYCOTT is the weapon of choice.

61 posted on 07/21/2003 10:38:06 AM PDT by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of gray.)
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To: jwh_Denver
The person who is able to enter into debate with someone without personally attacking that person is definitely the more intelligent of the two.
62 posted on 07/21/2003 11:41:17 AM PDT by I'm ALL Right! (He is no fool, who would give what he cannot keep to buy what he can never lose.)
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To: fight_truth_decay
"We came here to fight men, not a bunch of Miss Nancy's"

--Liam Neeson, chief of the "Dead Rabbits" gang in "Gangs of New York" on seeing Daniel Day Lewis and the "Bowery B'hoys"

63 posted on 07/21/2003 11:45:47 AM PDT by Alouette
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To: fight_truth_decay
what exactly is the bravo network? Is it just part of nbc? Do they show that garbage on regular nbc?
64 posted on 07/21/2003 11:48:45 AM PDT by knak
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To: kstewskis
What is a "Metrosexual"? Who coined this term or phrase and when did it come into being. Anyone know?
65 posted on 07/21/2003 11:54:40 AM PDT by Paved Paradise
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To: Jim Noble
I am a woman. Gay men do not know what I want.
66 posted on 07/21/2003 12:02:26 PM PDT by Canticle_of_Deborah
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To: thegreatbeast
They run movies with gay themes and gay issues the whole year through. In June, they ran two or three features every single night. Depending on how often you flipped past it and what happened to be on it could seem like Pride Year on Sundance.
67 posted on 07/21/2003 4:09:06 PM PDT by HostileTerritory
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To: rocky88
Good luck. Honestly, this one publicity stunt has brought Bravo ten times the audience it has ever had in its history. I don't think they're going to be easily swayed by a boycott because they won't go back to the crap ratings they had before they went gay.
68 posted on 07/21/2003 4:11:01 PM PDT by HostileTerritory
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To: HostileTerritory
You caught my perception: all gay all the time. But it is the other stations too.
69 posted on 07/21/2003 5:19:15 PM PDT by thegreatbeast (Quid lucrum istic mihi est?)
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To: knak
...what exactly is the bravo network? Is it just part of nbc?

http://www.bravotv.com/About_Bravo/

NBC is getting some flack from its gay audience that they were too cowardly to place this show on the parent network.

Also the show did better than expected; and Max Robinson of TVGuide said today on the Howie Carr show, Bravo was the testing ground. Thus, there was a possibility, in his view, it could be moved to the network. However, I think NBC will play it 'safe' and leave it in the 'Bravo closet' right where it is. Earlier some affiliates had not been happy and complained about promoting a cable/satellite network show.

But, I'm definitely not an expert; and as Bozell authored in his 'Title', it reached a wider audience then the gay community.

70 posted on 07/21/2003 5:26:00 PM PDT by fight_truth_decay
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To: RightOnline
Hang onto your heterosexual socks: Try 1%. Kinda makes this "Gay Fest" even more bizarre, doesn't it?

Brrr...I know. Eewww......

71 posted on 07/21/2003 10:07:51 PM PDT by kstewskis
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To: Bon mots; RightOnline; bourbon
Gays are not 10 to 15 % of the population by any stretch of the imagination. That is a gay lie and popularly repeated propaganda message.

Thanks for clearing that one up. I have always tried to ignore them as much as possible, and now am at the point of constant annoyance by them.

When they spout the 10% rule lie over and over again, I of course, fell for it hook...line..and stinker. Trying not to put as much thought into the subject as I possible have to. But then again, that's how most liberals "believe" what they here. Even I got fooled, because I wasn't paying attention (never again!).

Even if it were the case (10%) that still (imho) is not a significant number to make such drastic changes in legislation, "cultural acceptance" and all the other bulldung that goes along with it. It should be looked at as a perverted, mental sexual illness, period. And if it's 1%, 3%, whatever....it needs to be treated as such. A mental illness.

72 posted on 07/21/2003 10:17:55 PM PDT by kstewskis
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To: Paved Paradise; livius
What is a "Metrosexual"? Who coined this term or phrase and when did it come into being. Anyone know?

It is a phrase that has recently come across, to describe a type of male, who...is straight, but is fashion conscious, "image" conscious (i.e. spares no expense for facials, manicures, ect...), and particulary into vanity.

In short, doesn't like to get his hands dirty.

There are "feminine" qualities in him (a sensitive side) as well as straight, masculine sides. I believe there have been recent articles about the phenomenon, but I cannot recall specifics (read one a couple of weeks ago in the local Tribune).

A "metrosexual" is a regular "Oprah" kind of guy.

Livius, can you add to this?

73 posted on 07/21/2003 10:27:27 PM PDT by kstewskis
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To: kstewskis
Just in case you are interested on further sociological data on sexual matters...Here is the Univ. of Chicago study I referenced in my first post. This book is a dense, scholarly tome, but it is the definitive empirical study on sexual practices out there today. It's the "new Kinsey Report," if you will.

The authors also released another, more accesible book for popular consumption called Sex in America. It basically condenses and reprises the data from The Social Organization of Sexuality.
74 posted on 07/21/2003 10:33:35 PM PDT by bourbon
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To: kstewskis; Paved Paradise; livius
I think this is the thread that started the whole "metrosexual" meme on FR. I hope this answers your questions, and I hope I'm not acting like a complete know-it-all pr!ck on this thread. :-)
75 posted on 07/21/2003 10:42:13 PM PDT by bourbon
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To: fight_truth_decay
It's also -- surprise, surprise -- drenched in references to raw, perverted homosexual sex. In the premiere, the lads wonder whether stains are from "soy sauce or boy sauce"...

NAMBLA can't be far from getting their own sit-com on either NBC, Bravo, or any number of cable stations.

76 posted on 07/21/2003 10:44:11 PM PDT by F16Fighter (Ann Coulter for Attorney General... Joe Scarborough for VP...Tom Tancredo as Homeland Security Chief)
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To: kstewskis
Kinsey was a closeted homosexual and has been discredited.

Gays make up less than 2 percent of the population, but they all have their own sitcom.

77 posted on 07/22/2003 1:28:30 AM PDT by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of gray.)
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To: fight_truth_decay
I just read that NBC is putting this crap on this Thursday at 9:30 pm following "Will & Grace," supposedly as a test run.

Boycott and write letters and e-mails to sponsors and NBC.

As Howard Beale wailed in NETWORK...

"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

78 posted on 07/22/2003 1:38:34 AM PDT by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of gray.)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg
Well I guess Max Robinson was right and I was wrong. I didn't think it would happen this soon as they would draw the numbers to Bravo.

Thanks
79 posted on 07/22/2003 6:28:39 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay
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To: bourbon
Hey am a mini cooper fan..!
80 posted on 07/22/2003 6:31:18 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay
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