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To: yall
for humor purposes only . . .

http://www.greysquirrel.net/john.html


Squirrel of the Month

John McCain




Stay away from my nuts!After being asked, repeatedly, to make Senator John McCain our squirrel of the month; We, here at the Global Squirrel Network have looked into the matter and decided:

1) He does seem to have the ability to draw people to him . . . as do squirrels.

2) He also possesses the unique ability to make bitter enemies of neighbors . . . Just like squirrels!

3) He has suffered inhumane treatment at the hands of humans, giving him a most personal insight into the lives of everyday squirrels.

4) And finally, he does look like us. For example, the photo, at left, is certainly the face of a squirrel, fiercely protecting his nuts.

© 1997 graysquirrel@worldnet.att.net



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8 posted on 07/19/2003 10:27:36 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Coming Soon !: Freeper site on Comcast. Found the URL. Gotta fix it now.)
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To: MeeknMing

and PUSH!!

23 posted on 07/19/2003 11:54:06 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (Vote!)
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