[Just another Joe]

I just hate soda crackers and flat 7-up.

Oh, well, I thought that was what the committee was wanting

In that case, appetizers will be your choice of a fresh garden salad with garlic bread croutons and your choice of ranch, Otts, or blue cheese dressing or salmon puffs.
The entree will be prime rib or grilled lobster, with a choice of any two, fresh green beans in beef sauce, deep fried artichoke hearts, herb mashed potatos with redeye gravy or a lettuce wedge with either salt or blue cheese dipping sauce.
Desert will be, again your choice of, Fosters Banana Cheescake with a pineapple drizzle, German Black Forest Chocolate cake with a dark chocolate drizzle, or homemade peach ice cream over a bowl of warm peach cobbler
Appropriate smoking and libation arrangements will be provided by the Free Republic Smokers' Lounge after the banquet.

[glock rocks]

now you're talkin... and you even have dark (attn: Fawnn) chocolate in there!


redeye gravy... mmmmmmm.

[Fawnn]

German Black Forest Chocolate cake with a dark chocolate drizzle

On second thought, Joe obviously knows the rules for a great dessert, so perhaps he is most deserving of that fairest funkle!