To: justshe
One liberal's excuse(s) for not being able to keep a job:
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was
exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I
couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance
company, but the work was just too draining.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.
1,057 posted on
07/17/2003 10:22:04 AM PDT by
Fawnn
(Gramma and I are changing the world one grandchild at a time!)
To: Fawnn
BWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OK - That's it for me - I've got to get to the grocery store before it gets so late that I will have to take the kidlet with me!!!
See you all a little later.
1,059 posted on
07/17/2003 10:24:51 AM PDT by
Gabz
(anti-smokers - personification of everything wrong in this country.)
To: Fawnn
ROFL!!!!!!
Most excellent!
1,061 posted on
07/17/2003 10:29:17 AM PDT by
justshe
(Obfuscate ~ Fabricate ~ Adulterate ~ Obliterate: The Goal of the Disruptor)
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