You do it because you are a "useful idiot" on the subject. You actually believe the government should control private arrangements for the benefit of some. That individuals should be forced to give up rights so some "greater good" (which really isn't) can be served.
And Republicans are just power seekers, like Democrats. Best not to fall in love with them either.
The only hero worshipping I see going on is with you, who worships at the altar of failed free trade policies all so he can delude himself into believing he's free. Sorry, not biting, and neither are the majority of conservatives who find the Cato Institute to be a joke. Most of us are not lemmings, but nice try anyway.