[PhilDragoo]

BLOATED MURDERING
ADULTEROUS DRUNK.

[ChadGore]

[alnick]

His pants are as low-slung as the ones that I saw on a pic of Britney Spears the other day.

[Capt. Tom]

"I attempted to open the door and window of the car but I have no recollection of how I got out of the car. I came to the surface and repeatedly dove down to see if the passenger was still in it. I was unsuccessful in the attempt. I was exhausted and in a state of shock and I recall that I was able to get back to some friends who had a car parked in front of the cottage. I asked someone to bring me back to Edgartown. I remember walking around for a period of time and when I suddenly realized what happened, I immediately called the police," Kennedy said.