To: mhking
Ping
2 posted on
06/19/2003 1:00:48 PM PDT by
chance33_98
(www.hannahmore.com -- Shepherd Of Salisbury Plain is online, more to come! (my website))
To: chance33_98
Dang. I wanted to see if it would work.
3 posted on
06/19/2003 1:01:17 PM PDT by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: Flurry
ping
4 posted on
06/19/2003 1:02:35 PM PDT by
Laura Earl
(It's the ASPARTAME!!!!!!)
To: chance33_98
Well I guess I better strike that plan from my list.
5 posted on
06/19/2003 1:06:03 PM PDT by
HEY4QDEMS
To: chance33_98
Xanax works better.
Xanax leaves my wife calm and friendly. No after taste, and if she accidentally bites into it... she finds the NEW mint flavored Xanax and smiles.
9 posted on
06/19/2003 1:09:08 PM PDT by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
To: chance33_98
This guy is so lazy he can't even do a proper job of drugging his nagging wife. Just stuck the Vicodin into an ice cream!
To: chance33_98
If he gets a jury of his peers (hen-pecked husbands), SHE'LL go to jail.
To: chance33_98
16 posted on
06/19/2003 1:13:45 PM PDT by
Constitution Day
(Have *you* taunted a liberal today?)
To: chance33_98
He's trying to save their marriage. A real man.
22 posted on
06/19/2003 1:16:16 PM PDT by
Consort
To: chance33_98
This is hilarious! And the responses are even better - So let me get this straight - the nagger thought that she would be better off if she reported him to the police?
This guy should run for his life!
23 posted on
06/19/2003 1:16:27 PM PDT by
M. Peach
(eschew obsfucation)
To: chance33_98
Note to self .. grind/smash pills .. end of note
25 posted on
06/19/2003 1:17:16 PM PDT by
BlueNgold
(Feed the Tree .....)
To: Tennessee_Bob
*whew* What a relief to see this is Wisconsin! First thing I looked for was to see if it was in Tennessee!
To: chance33_98
After hearing shrillary last month I have wondered why slick willie didn't try something along that order.
37 posted on
06/19/2003 1:23:46 PM PDT by
OldFriend
(Liberal bias in the media????)
To: chance33_98
A key to anti-nagging is being able to spot the warning signs of an impending outbreak. After 22 years of marriage I can accurately predict when my "better half" is about to nag. I have determined that the warning sign for a nagging barrage is an intake of breath, commonly referred to as inhaling.
38 posted on
06/19/2003 1:23:49 PM PDT by
Feckless
To: chance33_98
My wife keeps telling me that I never listen to her...
or something like that.
To: chance33_98
I like ice cream, and I like Vicodin, but I'm not sure I'd like 'em together.
52 posted on
06/19/2003 1:39:46 PM PDT by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: chance33_98
Man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." "That's it!" She blows her top!" You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started!"
72 posted on
06/19/2003 1:56:29 PM PDT by
Mr. Mojo
To: chance33_98
This is illegal?
82 posted on
06/19/2003 2:10:06 PM PDT by
sitetest
(Uh oh.)
To: chance33_98
Godiva truffles work very well with my wife and aren't illegal.
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84 posted on
06/19/2003 2:19:22 PM PDT by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: chance33_98
You got a lady and you want her gone,but you ain't got the guts
She keeps nagging at you night and day,it's enough to drive you nuts
Get on the phone,leave her alone
It's time you make a stand
Believe me,I'm happy to be
Your backdoor man
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
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