[chance33_98]

Ping

[AppyPappy]

Dang. I wanted to see if it would work.

[Laura Earl]

ping

[HEY4QDEMS]

Well I guess I better strike that plan from my list.

[bedolido]

Xanax works better.

Xanax leaves my wife calm and friendly. No after taste, and if she accidentally bites into it... she finds the NEW mint flavored Xanax and smiles.

[LibertyAndJusticeForAll]

This guy is so lazy he can't even do a proper job of drugging his nagging wife. Just stuck the Vicodin into an ice cream!

[Ancesthntr]

If he gets a jury of his peers (hen-pecked husbands), SHE'LL go to jail.

[Constitution Day]

I prefer the non-narcotic method, myself:

Wife-Subduing Air Raid Siren Confiscated

[Consort]

He's trying to save their marriage. A real man.

[M. Peach]

This is hilarious! And the responses are even better - So let me get this straight - the nagger thought that she would be better off if she reported him to the police?

This guy should run for his life!

[BlueNgold]

Note to self .. grind/smash pills .. end of note

[RedBloodedAmerican]

*whew* What a relief to see this is Wisconsin! First thing I looked for was to see if it was in Tennessee!

[OldFriend]

After hearing shrillary last month I have wondered why slick willie didn't try something along that order.

[Feckless]

A key to anti-nagging is being able to spot the warning signs of an impending outbreak. After 22 years of marriage I can accurately predict when my "better half" is about to nag. I have determined that the warning sign for a nagging barrage is an intake of breath, commonly referred to as inhaling.

[tnlibertarian]

My wife keeps telling me that I never listen to her...
or something like that.

[Xenalyte]

I like ice cream, and I like Vicodin, but I'm not sure I'd like 'em together.

[Mr. Mojo]

Man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." "That's it!" She blows her top!" You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started!"

[sitetest]

This is illegal?

[avg_freeper]

Godiva truffles work very well with my wife and aren't illegal.

[Uncle Meat]

You got a lady and you want her gone,but you ain't got the guts

She keeps nagging at you night and day,it's enough to drive you nuts

Get on the phone,leave her alone

It's time you make a stand

Believe me,I'm happy to be

Your backdoor man

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap