Man Accused Of Drugging Wife To Stop Her Nagging

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[chance33_98]

Man Accused Of Drugging Wife To Stop Her Nagging Complaint: Woman Found Vicodin In Her Ice Cream

POSTED: 11:25 a.m. EDT June 19, 2003

STEVENS POINT, Wis. -- A Stevens Point man is accused of drugging his wife with a prescription painkiller, telling investigators she was nagging him for failing to do some chores.

A criminal complaint filed in Portage County says Gary Guinn put Vicodin in some ice cream he bought for his wife.

When she bit into something bitter, she spit it out and reported it to the ice cream stand and police. A sample was sent to the state crime lab in Madison, which determined the presence of Vicodin.

When detectives questioned Guinn, he allegedly told them his wife had been nagging him after she returned from a trip because he failed to do some work he had promised to do.

The complaint says Guinn had the Vicodin because of recent surgery.

A court date is scheduled July 14.

[tnlibertarian]

My wife keeps telling me that I never listen to her...
or something like that.

[bedolido]

After hearing shrillary last month I have wondered why slick willie didn't try something along that order.

Maybe that's the problem with her... Billary isn't drugging the Hildebeast like he used to.

[StriperSniper]

she was nagging him for failing to do some chores.

This guy is so lazy he can't even do a proper job of drugging his nagging wife.

As much as I hate to side with the nagger, this naggee(sp?) doesn't deserve my support.

[giotto]

Why do women always feed the need to be yapping about something or other?

I read somewhere that women express their love by doing things for their husbands and children, while men (and I guess boys) express their love by not making demands or being a burden. Reflecting on my own husband and sons, I would tend to agree. The nagging woman should have been glad that her husband was still around when she returned and just left it at that.

[wimpycat]

Gee! Sounds like domestic bliss at your house.

My husband and I have a sense of humor about such things. We joke about it.

[Guillermo]

I can see you didn't bring your sense of humor here!

[G.Mason]

"This guy is so lazy he can't even do a proper job of drugging his nagging wife. Just stuck the Vicodin into an ice cream!"

I thought the same thing.

I grind the damn stuff up and put it in with the dog food.

She never complains.

[wimpycat]

The only reason I'm communicating with you is because I have a sense of humor, because you've obviously been joking this whole time.

[bedolido]

As much as I hate to side with the nagger, this naggee(sp?) doesn't deserve my support.

I must agree... the nagee failed to fool the nagger and was arrested. He is a failure and deserves what he gets (OMG... I sound like a wife...aaaiiiiggghhh!!!!)

[G.Mason]

"This anti-nagging device has shut me up for years."

Damn it man!

If'n my wife had one of those .... two things would be sure.

One .... I didn't give it to her.

And two .... I'd be selling it and retiring.

[Tamar1973]

This is hilarious! And the responses are even better - So let me get this straight - the nagger thought that she would be better off if she reported him to the police?

This guy should run for his life!

No. She's the one running for her life. She did the right thing. This time Vicodin, next time cyanide?! Talk about a passive-agressive, hen-pecked SOB. A husband that immature and violent deserves some jail time and a hefty divorce pay out to teach him a lesson.

[Xenalyte]

I like ice cream, and I like Vicodin, but I'm not sure I'd like 'em together.

[mdmathis6]

"now that is beyond the pail (pale?)... funny... but beyond"

Hey.....Quilla started it...

[Constitution Day]

Having 2 TVs in my house ensures domestic tranquillity.

That way she can watch the Food Network, American Idol or whatever silly thing is on TV, and I can watch interesting shows.

[Tamar1973]

Having 2 TVs in my house ensures domestic tranquillity.

That way she can watch the Food Network, American Idol or whatever silly thing is on TV, and I can watch interesting shows.

I am sure my husband thinks the same thing: Food Network, BORING. History channel's Mail Call:Good

[M. Peach]

Women - you can't live with them - and you can't kill them -

[Constitution Day]

Mail Call, Monster Garage, American Chopper, the Science Channel, the History Channel: GOOD!!
The recipes she makes after watching the Food Network: EXCELLENT!!

Actually that's the one channel I don't roll my eyes about. :)

[Guillermo]

Actually I watched American Idol (reluctantly) and I enjoyed it. I followed it till the end.

[M. Peach]

If a man makes a statement in the middle of a forest and a woman doesn't hear him - is he still wrong?

Did you know that Daniel Webster's wife was responsible for him writing the dictionary? He got tired of hearing her say, "What's that supposed to mean?"

[wimpycat]

We both like Mail Call. Ooorah!