[Thinkin' Gal]

"He spends much, much too much time indoors partying, likes the girls," he said, "and tends to wake up in the morning with a hangover. That's why his face is white, and that's why we thought it was female to begin with, because it is so pale and its lips are rouged. Well, they're rouged because he goes to the 'Black and White Ball' every night!"

[A CA Guy]

Thaat picture could scare the water off a fish!

[dighton]

Flu. ... What call you the town’s name where Alexander the Pig was born?  

Gow.  Alexander the Great.  

Flu.  Why, I pray you, is not pig great? The pig, or the great, or the mighty, or the huge, or the magnanimous, are all one reckonings, save the phrase is a little variations.  

Gow.  I think Alexander the Great was born in Macedon: his father was called Philip of Macedon, as I take it.

Flu.  I think it is in Macedon where Alexander is porn. I tell you, captain, if you look in the maps of the ’orld, I warrant you sall find, in the comparisons between Macedon and Monmouth, that the situations, look you, is both alike. There is a river in Macedon, and there is also moreover a river at Monmouth: it is called Wye at Monmouth; but it is out of my prains what is the name of the other river; but ’tis all one, ’tis alike as my fingers is to my fingers, and there is salmons in both.

-- King Henry V.

[breakem]

How much did you have to pay Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey for that picture?