A silly weird test to brighten your day

the infamous email | 06-10-03

[4mycountry]

I got this in an e-mail and my family thought about all the names here on FR, and how we could all use a little cheering up, so here it is, the new weird name test.

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This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Arrrrrhhh!
I'll now be named "Poopsie AppleSniffer"!

Has a ring to it.

My kids love Dave Pilky. Especially his book "Dogzilla".

[Cathryn Crawford]

I couldn't find one of those on Google...;-)

[SouthernFreebird]

Dorkey Bubblepants LOL.... what the hay,I've been called worse.

[honeygrl]

c'mon now.. gimme your new names. I'm zippy chucklechunks...

[F.J. Mitchell]

THese key boards need to be liquid resistant.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

It seems that I married Crusty Bubblepants

I wonder if Dave Pilky had anything to do with the name Spongebob Squarepants?

[cgk]

THese key boards need to be liquid resistant.

Right?

[M0sby]

ME : Crusty Burgerhead
Husband :Zippy Burgerhead
Son #1: Tootie Burgerhead
Son #2: Gidget Burgerhead

Have a GREAT day from,
The whole BURGERHEAD FAMILY

[honeygrl]

This thread is killing me! I'm dying laughing at something so silly. I must be over medicated.

[DannyTN]

"from The whole BURGERHEAD FAMILY"

I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a ....oh never mind.

[TnGOP]

Glad to meet everyone tonite. Buttercup Chicken-Sniffer here. I guess it could be worse, but I don't see how.......

[honeygrl]

"the kids are Snotty and Stinky. "

My kids are snotty and stinky too but not in the name game here... more in the literal sense... (toddler and a crawler)

[nutmeg]

Loopy Liverhiney... ewww!

[Tawiskaro]

You should be sorry. It is stupid. How can I carry on with a name like Crusty Gizzard Chunks? It recalls a Thanksgiving gone horribly, spectacularly wrong. After all these years my stomach still churns.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

I wish I had hiney as a last name.

[honeygrl]

"My wife is Oprah Gorilla-Butt. ...Here she is, in fact. "

Is that a Diet Soda she's drinking?

[maui_hawaii]

Sounds like a circus monkey's name :o)

[Ranxerox]

Dorkey Cootiebrain

Marvelous. Just marvelous.

Nicknames like that tend to stick...

[Mr. Mojo]

No, it's stout.

[MattAMiller]

Tootie Cootiebrain

But that's Mr. Cootiebrain to you.