A silly weird test to brighten your day

the infamous email | 06-10-03

[4mycountry]

I got this in an e-mail and my family thought about all the names here on FR, and how we could all use a little cheering up, so here it is, the new weird name test.

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This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

[basil]

Hello from Loopy Waffle-Tushie here! (more truth than fiction there--LOL!)

[HitmanLV]

Ziggy Bubblehead, here.

[Cathryn Crawford]

Loopy Waffle-Tushie

LMAO

[4mycountry]

Loopy Applesniffer.

[Fred Mertz]

I'm Crusty Girdlesniffer....and I'm lonely tonight........

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

poopsie waffle chunks

[Cathryn Crawford]

I'm Crusty Girdlesniffer....and I'm lonely tonight........

Nice to meet you, Crusty. Why are you lonely? :)

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!! Mine came up A=Bert. Not even the Plus.

[chuckles]

Ok, I sit down to find out what is happening in the world, and what I might do about it,...maybe writing my congressman, Freeping a Rat event, talking about Hillary's book, maybe even laying my life down for God and country, only to find my fellow Freepers wasting bandwith and precious time with this non-sense. I can't belive JR hasn't pulled the thread.

Signed, Poopsie Pickle Chunks

P.S. My friends call me Poop!

[cgk]

Oh dear, I am Tootie Chickenchunks......

;)

I am: Zippy ChickenChunks
Hubby: Loopy ChickenChunks
Baby: Dorkey ChickenChunks

I think we must be family!

[smith288]

LOL!

[Never2baCrat]

I'm Cheeseball bubble buns and I'm married to Tootie-liver buns. What a great match!

[Cathryn Crawford]

I can't belive JR hasn't pulled the thread.

Why would Pinky Bubblelips pull this thread? ;-)

[Libloather]

The husband is Lumpy and the kids are Snotty and Stinky.

Is it too late to start over?

[Rebelbase]

I'm Crusty Cootie Mouth.

Damn, thats what the girls used to call me in grade school!

[cgk]

Just-for-fun ping...

(from zippy chickenchunks)

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Who Knew?

Crusty Bubble-Tush

I wonder if J-Lo will recognize me as a long lost relative?

[Cathryn Crawford]

For all us Gizzards out there...

[honeygrl]

Me:zippy chucklechunks..

My hubby: buttercup chucklechunks

Son: chim-chim chucklechunks

And daughter: gidget chucklechunks

Sounds like how my best friend's sister names her kids...(one of her sister's kids is actually named Goparage.. Hari Krishna [can't spell] for "King of the Cattle Herders")

[DannyTN]

All right but now you need a picture of it being hit with a sledge hammer, so we can see what a Gizzard-Squirt looks like!