A silly weird test to brighten your day

the infamous email | 06-10-03

[4mycountry]

I got this in an e-mail and my family thought about all the names here on FR, and how we could all use a little cheering up, so here it is, the new weird name test.

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This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

[Ol' Sox]

Hi there! The name's Lumpy, Lumpy Cootiepants. And this is the little lady...Tootie Cootiepants.

[upchuck]

Poopsie Gizzard-Hiney. Ooops... can we post stuff like that on FR??

[NoAction]

No, and what's worse is I am a guy. Butt, er, but now looking at some of the other chickens, I mean choices, I think I was relatively lucky.

[Principled]

That's Mr. Lumpy Bubblenose to you, son.

[lonestar]

Zippy Butt

[Hoboken]

Lawrence Eagleburger?!?!

Nah, it was really Crusty Gizzard-Squirt

[gracie1]

Poopsie Girdle Buns present!

[DannyTN]

"Poopsie Gizzard-Hiney"

Hey, that's better than your nick!

[monkey]

Mine came out Albert Arnold Gore.

I hope I did something wrong.

[ovrtaxt]

No wonder you want to legalize drugs! YEEEECH!

[tuna_battle_slight_return]

Greasy Girdle Juice

[DannyTN]

"No, and what's worse is I am a guy."

Well Boobie Gigglehiney, you just ruined a perfect vision.

[NoAction]

Jane Fonda is actually Zippy Bubblenose.

[DannyTN]

"No wonder you want to legalize drugs! YEEEECH! "

I was trying so hard not to say it, but yes we should make an exception for him!

Maybe it's too much pizza!

[ovrtaxt]

okay, here's the deal. I'm Goober Girdlechunks, my wife is Boobie Girdlechunks, and we have two kids, 6 and 8.

We decided to name them both 'Poopsie'. Go figure.

[smith288]

I'd like you to meet my family: The Banana-Sniffers. I am Chim-Chim, my wife is Zippy, my son is Pinky, and my daughter Dorkey.

[FreepLady]

Tootie Tofu CHUNKS!!! How attractive and so pleasing to the palate!!

[I got the rope]

Poopsie Applelips

[DannyTN]

Your poor children!

[ovrtaxt]

I'll bet some singer named 'John Smith' was sitting around one day when he did this name test. Suddenly, a ray of light from heaven shined around him, and as he looked up into the very face of God, he realized that he was, in fact, Englebert Humperdink!