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A silly weird test to brighten your day
the infamous email | 06-10-03

Posted on 06/10/2003 6:23:09 PM PDT by 4mycountry

I got this in an e-mail and my family thought about all the names here on FR, and how we could all use a little cheering up, so here it is, the new weird name test.

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This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: name; test; weird
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To: RayBob
Recheck it, I think you meant Snotty Barf-Breath!

No offense to your wife!
101 posted on 06/10/2003 7:33:14 PM PDT by DannyTN (Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
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To: CFC__VRWC
I draw the line at the scatological (and my son knows it).

Besides, I wear combat boots, although even the jungle boots for casual summer wear are not open-toed. Cheap sturdy footwear for the AT back in the days when I couldn't afford "real hiking boots" - and I've never thrown my last pair out because they are well broken in and on their second pair of Vibram half-soles.

102 posted on 06/10/2003 7:33:30 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother (. . . there is nothing new under the sun.)
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To: irishtenor
It gets worse, I weight 285 pounds!

Well, I guess that would make for some really greasy chickenpants. (?)

103 posted on 06/10/2003 7:35:18 PM PDT by scan58
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To: motzman
LOVELY to meetcha!
104 posted on 06/10/2003 7:35:43 PM PDT by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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To: RayBob
My wife is Snotty Barf-Barf

My wife is Oprah Gorilla-Butt. ...Here she is, in fact.

105 posted on 06/10/2003 7:36:51 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: DannyTN
Actually, its worse. She is Snotty Chicken-Barf.
106 posted on 06/10/2003 7:37:21 PM PDT by RayBob
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To: JohnHuang2; MadIvan; TonyInOhio; MeeknMing; itreei; jd792; Molly Pitcher; muggs; Bikers4Bush; ...
I just HADDA ping this to ya's!
107 posted on 06/10/2003 7:37:43 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK (Just because your paranoid .....dont mean they're not after you !)
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To: AnAmericanMother
What can I say, that was cutting-edge stuff back when I was 12 years old - of course, that was a number of years ago, too.
108 posted on 06/10/2003 7:38:29 PM PDT by CFC__VRWC
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To: AnAmericanMother
I just did the name of a friend of mine who works in the lingerie dept. of a well known dept. store...Loopy Girdletush...now what are the odds of that?
109 posted on 06/10/2003 7:39:11 PM PDT by scan58
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To: RayBob
"Actually, its worse. She is Snotty Chicken-Barf. "

LOL, I should have left well enough alone! lol

110 posted on 06/10/2003 7:41:41 PM PDT by DannyTN (Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
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To: 4mycountry
Thank you so much. (sarcasm)

I am now Boobie Gigglehiney.
111 posted on 06/10/2003 7:43:49 PM PDT by NoAction
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To: 4mycountry; netmilsmom; BlindedByTruth
I'm Boobie Apple Buns.. how attractive
112 posted on 06/10/2003 7:45:24 PM PDT by JonathansMommie
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To: NoAction
I am now Boobie Gigglehiney <p?You wouldn't happen to be blonde would you?
113 posted on 06/10/2003 7:45:43 PM PDT by DannyTN (Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
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To: 4mycountry
Pinky Wafflebuns.

Egad. How can I face the guys at the pub?

114 posted on 06/10/2003 7:46:06 PM PDT by Constitutionalist Conservative (http://c-pol.com)
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To: 4mycountry
"Poopsie Cootieface" here, and you are?
115 posted on 06/10/2003 7:46:22 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (The Democrat's party-the instigator, promoter, enabler and glorifyer of the irresponsible.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford

I posted my new name. Now you guys need to.

If you insist :)

Squeezit Bubble-Nose.

116 posted on 06/10/2003 7:47:51 PM PDT by Sparta (Tagline removed by moderator)
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To: Constitutionalist Conservative
Just don't get your wafflebuns in front of the dart board.
117 posted on 06/10/2003 7:48:29 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (The Democrat's party-the instigator, promoter, enabler and glorifyer of the irresponsible.)
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To: Sparta
Squeezit Bubble-Nose

I'm glad you did! Ha!

118 posted on 06/10/2003 7:49:15 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford
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To: F.J. Mitchell
Just don't get your wafflebuns in front of the dart board.

Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that! :-)

119 posted on 06/10/2003 7:49:54 PM PDT by Constitutionalist Conservative (http://c-pol.com)
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To: JonathansMommie
"I'm Boobie Apple Buns.. how attractive"

I like it! It has a certain appeal to the baser side of me.

120 posted on 06/10/2003 7:49:59 PM PDT by DannyTN (Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
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