FIVE TOUGH QUESTIONS BRUTAL BARBARA WALTERS WOULD ASK ADOLPH HITLER

6-8-03 | dfu

[doug from upland]

In her exclusive interview with Hillary Clinton, journalist Barbara Walters once again proved she is a brutal, no-holds barred interviewer who is not afraid to ask the tough questions. She proves it time and time again.

Knowing how tough she is, it might be interesting to ponder what she would have asked Adolph Hitler had she had the chance to do the interview.

Here are the five tough questions I think Barbara would have asked:

1 - Why the funny moustache?

2 - Do you really think Germans will go for the Volkswagen?

3 - I hear you are a vegetarian. Would do you do to make sure you get enough protein and vitamin B-12?

4 - Where can we buy your book?

5 - All of Germany wants to know; when are you and Eva finally going to tie the knot?

[FITZ]

PERFECT!!!

[nwrep]

You forgot:

In recent months, a lot of people have said mean things about you. How would you like to respond to them?

[CFC__VRWC]

6 - Are you offended by all the comparisons people make between you and George W. Bush? After all, you're so much smarter than he is, and the German people elected you. </outrageous media bias>

[Drango]

Does this dress make my butt look big?

[An American In Dairyland]

"If you were a tree what kind of a tree would you be?"

[Arpege92]

Adolph....which would you prefer....American troops in front of you or French troops behind you?

[doug from upland]

I originally had that as No. 4 but changed it.

[steplock]

[CFC__VRWC]

Are you a Yankees fan or a Mets fan?

[Slyfox]

Adolf, we have been hearing alot about these Lebensborn maternity homes that have been set up all over Germany. Is it twue that you have made personal donations to the home?

[doug from upland]

Neither. I live in S. California.

[FITZ]

Funny -- you know I wonder if Hillary got some of her attitudes of her superiority from Hitler's idea of the blond race?

[BlazingArizona]

6 - Are you offended by all the comparisons people make between you and George W. Bush? After all, you're so much smarter than he is, and the German people elected you.

7 - "Even though the League of Nations inspectors have found no trace of those poison gases or that secret ballistic missile program - why do you think so many Americans are still skeptical? What's their WEAL agenda, Mr. Hitler?"

[CFC__VRWC]

That question was another slap at the media. Russert lobbed the "Yankees or Mets?" softball while "grilling" the Beast during her NY Senate run.

[The Brush]

Is Bill a good kisser?
Paper or plastic?
Why come people say "how come?" instead of "Why?
...No wait, sorry, that's Andy Rooney's question for her.

[doug from upland]

I realized that right after I hit the post button. :)

[ao98]

Adolph, those pesky Jews are always complaining about your leadership. Why do you think their so skeptical?

[Slyfox]

Both Clinton and Hillary are devotees of Hitler. They've read Mein Kampf and have passed it on to friends as gifts.