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''If you were just casually listening to country radio in the last year, you would think it was the music of Republicans,''

Oh the humanity! If Republicans like it, it has to be awful, huh? The market decides. If some people want to sing liberal country songs, let them sing them. Let the market decide.

That's OK I guess, if you turn on the TV you would think the world was Liberal!

music of republicans....
The democrat country fans are not going to like this !
Too bad.

Oh the humanity! If Republicans like it, it has to be awful, huh? The market decides. If some people want to sing liberal country songs, let them sing them. Let the market decide.

Should we help them?

Thank Anything Except Religion I'm a LIB-er-al

Well, life in my tasteful loft is cushy and kinda soft
And late to bed doesn't mean I wasn't boffed.
Values are judgmental, or so says my favorite prof:
Thank Anything Except Religion I'm a LIB-er-al

Abortion and inhaling never did me any harm,
(But if you light a cigarette near me, I'm gonna break your arm.)
My days are all filled with a touchy-feely charm:
Thank Pelosi I'm a LIB-er-al

My work's never done 'cause I've always got to go
To yet another demonstration so I can let the man know
Life's all about how I feel and spendin' other people's dough
Thank Hillary I'm a LIB-er-al

I'd play Dixie Chicks all day if I could,
but then my friends might think I feel country music's any good.
So I complain when I can and I b*tch & moan 'round the 'hood:
Thank Barbra I'm a LIB-er-al

I say I won't trade my life for diamonds or jewels,
But little folks can't afford them 'cause of money hungry fools.
Who think they should keep their earnings when we know taxes are proper gov'ment tools:
Thank Al Gore I'm a LIB-er-al

Yeah, Huffington be ridin' in a black limousine,
To let people know that SUVs just ain't at all keen.
Well, folks let me tell you now exactly what I mean:
Thank All the Kennedy's I'm a LIB-er-al

Well, I'd try to deal with logic 'cept my brain is kinda fried,
besides, life's about feelings; results just lead to false pride.
I say it's all the truth if they can't prove that you lied,
Thank Billy I'm a LIB-er-al

My daddy taught me young how to distort and debate,
those media-controllin' conservatives and their vast right wing of hate.
He taught me love is for liberals and and tolerance only for those with whom I commiserate:
Thank Anything Except Religion I'm a LIB-er-al

CHORUS:
Well I got me a fine private school to keep my kids from the riff-raff while they're little.
When the sun's comin' up I got Republicans on the griddle;
and life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle:
Thank Anything Except Religion I'm a LIB-er-al

(It's a quick first draft, so be kind.)

;)

Just imagine, Liberal country & western.

The top five for this week.

1. Imprisoned in the USA.
by Barbra Streisand

2. The Zionist Entity stole yur love.
by Cynthia McKenney

3. Your Cheating formerly Presidential heart.
by the DNC Glee Club.

4. Hillery! came riding out, one dark and stormy night.
by the Fosterettes.

5. Drop kick me Algore, through the goal posts of love.
The former second lady sings her heart out. Tipper Gore

And tonights special offer!

( for those of you who go waaaaaaay back, and I do mean back)(before Tang, before Saran wrap, before that congresswoman walked on mars!)

The Joe Lieberman country platter, seven of his top 45rpm
singles in one gaily wrapped package for only $ 6.95
brought to you by... (here it comes).....

Ernie's Record Mart! Nashville Tenn.

Or try our DNC Blue light special....
"Bill Clinton sings the blues ", for the same price.

Hear,

"I got those unelectable blues agin Senator Momma!"
and

"The ice bucket is in the refridgerator.( If you want
to sass me again.)

And finally his greatist hit, written with the Blizy Chiks.

"Hello darlin, you're not ashamed of Arkansas?(Well climb right here in back)."

Yes the blue light is on at the DNC and here at Ernie's
we are red hot.

We now return control of your usual broadcasting.

Readers Note.

I used to listen to Ernie's bluegrass program on a
little crystal set smuggled under my pillow, along with
a Sci-fi radio program called X -1 or something like that...
radio plays. (again before there was a Twilight zone and
TV sets had 6" screens, we would get up on saturday and watch the test pattern before programing began.)

Later I would listen to WWLS I think from New Orleans.
"Bringing you the wonderful music of Leon Kellner his
accordian and orchestra, coming to you from the beautiful
Blue Room of the Hotel Roosevelt."
Sigh........

Sorry, just waxing my nostalgia.