[lorrainer]

How do you know if you're a Dimocrat? If you sit around writing garbage instead of going to work, then you're a Dimocrat.

I am a Democrat because we welcome you whether you're black or white or brown or red or a nice shade of purple.

Except in your neighborhoods, workplaces, political office....Sheesh.

[Dilbert56]

More tell-tale signs

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• If you need to make sure there are at least 52% women, 11% blacks, 13% hispanics and 10% gay/lesbian that are to be welcomed,
• If you've ever looked at a baby that's two-thirds of the way born and wanted the mother to kill it,
• If you see poor children struggling in school and want to keep them there to get the teacher's vote,
• If you think people who don't pay taxes are more deserving of a tax break,
• If you can't differentiate between "the rich" and the highest income earners, and if you think the high income earners are "winners in life's lottery",
• If you think the military is for proving social theories rather than deterring and winnning wars,
• If you think Hollywood campaign dollars are worth the degradation of our culture and image overseas,
• If you think running out of a state is a legitimate legislative technique,
• If you can say in one breath that a judicial nominees is an unknown commodity and in the next breath that you know he's a right wing extremist,
• If you've been in both the KKK and the US Senate,
• If you're "deeply disturbed" and "troubled" by everything that happens, and have no solutions of your own,
• If you think the French have the moral high ground and Germany should have the final say on going to war,
• If you think 20 countries can do something unilaterally together,
  

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  You are a Democrat.