"A night without oil is like, duh, dark."
"Oil employees, ecoterror destroys"
"Oil, you can't leave home without it."
"Oil will bring me into the 21sth century" and "Buy my oil and free my people -- what a deal!" (held by a woman in Muslim garb)
"Don't mess with Texas jobs!"
The centerpiece of the rally is a *huge* banner featuring cute stick children with big smiley faces, butterflies, green trees under a rainbow. And an oil rig. It reads:
"Oil - For the Children!"
"Oil - For the Children!"
GREAT job! Love the other signs, too!
ROTFLMBO!