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To: Mister Magoo
Hmph. That reminds me of an issue of Captain Marvel where the main character tortures an alien woman into submission by playing Korn . . . but forcing someone to listen to Barney? Doesn't that violate the Geneva Convention or something?
2 posted on
05/18/2003 2:16:19 PM PDT by
Buggman
(Stephen King has forgotten the face of his Father)
To: Mister Magoo
OMG!!!! My life is torture!!!!!!!
When I'm in my minivan by myself, the custom stereo system cranks Metalica and more.
When the kids are in the van with me, it's nothing but Sesame Street, Disney theme songs and the like.
Maybe I should take these guys for a ride in my minivan for a few days.
To: Mister Magoo
I Believe it!!!
Barney almost sent me over the edge!!
4 posted on
05/18/2003 2:18:33 PM PDT by
mylife
To: Mister Magoo
I love you, you love me, we're a happy fam-i-leeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
To: Mister Magoo
Having to listen to Metallica or any other heavy-metal music would normally be cruel and unusual punishment. However, since it's the Saddam's Iraqis, it's not so cruel or unusual after all.
To: Mister Magoo
If they really want to break them and fast they should try "It's a Small World". Probably the worst song ever written or sung.
27 posted on
05/18/2003 2:58:08 PM PDT by
Taffini
(I like Tony Soprano even though he is a fat-boy)
To: Mister Magoo
Make 'em watch DORA THE EXPLORER till they crack. It won't take a full 6 hours.
28 posted on
05/18/2003 3:03:28 PM PDT by
ChemistCat
(Disney won't see another cent of our money.)
To: Mister Magoo
Force them to watch Mr. Rodgers all day and plaster the walls with pictures of Helen Thomas. Well, they may find Helen Thomas attractive, so maybe not that one. Playing "Feelings" over and over would also have them ready to commit suicide.
36 posted on
05/18/2003 3:21:24 PM PDT by
Contra
To: Mister Magoo
Metallica won't work on me, I like it.
But Barney? OK I'll confess now and spare you the trouble of turning it on.
50 posted on
05/18/2003 4:49:16 PM PDT by
LibKill
(MOAB, the greatest advance in Foreign Relations since the cat-o'-nine-tails!)
To: Mister Magoo
Strap 'em in front of a tape from any Tony Awards show, and within an hour they'll be willing to tell you who kidnapped Lindbergh's baby and where to find Jimmy Hoffa.
51 posted on
05/18/2003 5:13:37 PM PDT by
niteowl77
(don't forget our soldiers who are still pulling duty in the world's pestholes)
To: Mister Magoo; hchutch; dighton
OK, more torture candidates:
Barry Manilow's "I Write the Songs"
Hell, anything by Barry Manilow
Shiny Happy People by REM ("OK, pull this bus off of the Pretentiousness Turnpike! I want the shiny people over here, the happy people go over there, I'm with the angry, gun-toting, meat-eating people!" -- Denis Leary)
Any other nominations?
57 posted on
05/18/2003 5:44:18 PM PDT by
Poohbah
(Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
To: Mister Magoo
I Love You
You Love Me
We're a Happy Family ...
65 posted on
05/18/2003 6:11:13 PM PDT by
gitmo
("The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain." GWB)
To: Mister Magoo
They should have used something from the Dixie Chicks....I know I can't stand it when someone is whining!!!
68 posted on
05/18/2003 7:54:03 PM PDT by
Arpege92
To: Mister Magoo
In the movie "Back to the Future", didn't Marty McFly use this trick on his father? You know, the scene where he dresses up in his radiation suit and says he is "Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan" and that if his father doesn't ask his mother out to the prom that he would melt his brain with Van Halen music. Worked for him.
But, I have to agree, the Barney music is definitely up there with thumb screws and bamboo under the finger nails.
To: Mister Magoo
They don't like metal? Black album Metallica isn't nothin. Give them the OLD Metallica. Or Iron Maiden. Or Slayer. Or give them live Ted Nugent...make sure they hear Tedly yapping before the songs...
70 posted on
05/18/2003 10:11:59 PM PDT by
Dan from Michigan
("It's the same ole story, same ole song and dance, my friend")
To: nutmeg
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71 posted on
05/18/2003 10:14:35 PM PDT by
nutmeg
(USA: Land of the Free - Thanks to the Brave)
To: Mister Magoo
Trust me, it works, says one U.S. operative.I'll bet it does! It would sure as hell work on me. I would be screaming and singing like a canary after about 15 minutes of The Barney Song. Of course that brand of torture goes well beyond pulling out fingernails and electro-shock techniques, so it's not for the weak stomached observers.
74 posted on
05/19/2003 5:23:27 AM PDT by
GreyWolf
(You don't have to be a Boy Scout to Be Prepared!)
To: Mister Magoo; One For the Gipper; hchutch; dighton; Constitution Day; 4mycountry; ...
Hell,
The Cult of the Viking Kitties have been using Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song to pound Trolls in to submission for years...
Valhalla, I am coming!
75 posted on
05/19/2003 7:35:15 AM PDT by
jriemer
(We are a Republic not a Democracy)
To: Mister Magoo
My nomination:
(I don't know the name so here are the words)
I'm too sexy for my shirt!
Too sexy for my shirt!
So sexy that it hurts!
Everytime I hear that song I cry laughing....
78 posted on
05/19/2003 8:40:48 AM PDT by
4mycountry
(If I'm a Viking Kittie, and kitties hunt mice, then why am I hunting "trolls"?)
To: Mister Magoo
My family just came up with a good one:
Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner!
That is what I really want to be!
'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner!
Eneryone would be in love with meeee!
82 posted on
05/19/2003 8:55:20 AM PDT by
4mycountry
(If I'm a Viking Kittie, and kitties hunt mice, then why am I hunting "trolls"?)
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