Our marital motto is: "We hate each other, but we hate everyone else worse."
Awhile back we were discussing a friend's very messy divorce and laughing about what a horror I would be to divorce, I asked my husband if he had ever considered leaving me. When he answered, "no" I asked him why. He said, "I would have killed you before I would have divorced you!"
I then asked him if he had ever considered killing me. He looked deep into my eyes and answered,"Yep." We laughed our selves to tears.