[tomkow6]

In the beginning, God created Earth and rested.

Then God created man and rested.

Then God created woman.

Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

[SouthernHawk]

OK. You have a good point.

Another exercise (remember-laughter is the best medicine). . . . .


A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"

[cherry_bomb88]

Hey Tomkow...ya think it's time for me to move out of Wheaton???? what the heck is wrong with teens today???

Hinsdale & Wheaton both...these are not "ghetto" communities. I just think there's too many parents that don't give a rats arse anymore about being a parent.

Hi everyone else...I'm still here "lurking" just been busy, busy & more busy!

[SevenofNine]

Goodddd morning Canteen members

OH OH Interfax wire just report that suicide bomber who hit Grozy Cheneya well KGB just busted her boyfriend one of Chechen leaders on his part of this attack

BUSTED ITTT

DUDE this is not LAPD you so busted it


Also YOU THINK catagory

Report off Hareetz wire PLO bad boy Arafat reportedly claim that Mossad try kill him few month ago

YOU THINK DUDE LOL!

NOO Arafat they would done that job for free

You are Ralphie of Middle East dude

Excuse me for being Sopranos fan Arafat

[LaDivaLoca]

Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

LOL! I can just hear all the "yeas."