Democrats’ 2004 Kamikaze Mission (Their political tactics, insanely stupid or suicidal)Joe Sabia

Cornell Review ^ | 5/9/2003 | Joseph J. Sabia

[Cathryn Crawford]

As I am a red blooded female, I noticed. However, I don't think...never mind. Forget it.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Awesome cartoon.

[Grampa Dave]

The Kamikazi rats and Kamizazi Freepers are like moths being attracted to huge bonfire.

They just go flying in madder than hell/foaming at the mouth. Then they crash and burn all by themselves.

[TLBSHOW]

Well you left me a great opening with this title:

Democrats’ 2004 Kamikaze Mission (Their political tactics, insanely stupid or suicidal)


LOL

Many say my titles seem to leave a space for good openings.

[Nick Danger]

And there's more coming! It's only a matter of time before Mrs. John "Kerry" Heinz has a Marge Schott moment with the microphones turned on. Or maybe it'll be a Leona Helmsley moment. It'll be one or the other, and we all know it. And so does Kerry. He'll have a head of gray hair before he gets to the convention, worrying about what that woman is gonna say next.

Then there's Putney Sw Al Sharpton, the stage-stealing preacher man who shows just how stiff and empty the rest of those Demo-drones really are. As Lieberman finishes his answer and Sharpton starts his, you can just hear the television sets all across America clicking away. "Honey, can you imagine listening to either of them for four years?" What's on the WB?

The media is helping, too, with its very aggressive schedule of a different Republican called in each week for forty lashes. At one time they could fool people into thinking this stuff was "news," but when they do it every week it's too obvious. So they're gonna lose their "juice." When the Democrats call them up to hose a Republican they need out of the way, the public will just laugh.

[MizSterious]

Bwahahahaha! That IS a great line--and it's a pretty darned good article, too. Thanks for the ping!

[MizSterious]

Great cartoon! That about says it!

[The Wizard]

and I agree

[Antoninus II]

Not to get picky, but I wonder how large a vessel it would take:

by flying a Navy jet onto the deck of the airline carrier Abraham Lincoln.

[Norman Conquest]

Sandpiper Air. One plane. Lotsa room.

[Howlin]

I'm betting Ms. Heinz is our next Martha Mitchell.

[dozer7]

"Are Henry Waxman's nostrils so large, because of how big his fingers are?"

the man when he lays on his back - scary thought stay with me - his nose looks like a two car garage with the doors open and a science experiment going on inside.

just my thoughts

the dozer

[Grampa Dave]

Thanks, now you have me scared, and I don't scare very easily:

Your remarks about the Nostrilitis Waxman: The man when he lays on his back - scary thought stay with me - his nose looks like a two car garage with the doors open and a science experiment going on inside.

[sweetliberty]

[lawgirl]

John F. Heinz-Kerry

LOVING IT! LOL!

[PeaceBeWithYou]

Accusing President Bush of having prior knowledge of September 11.

I have always strongly suspected that this was projection. The Dims being strong on both past and present projection. From this I always figured that hiltlery was really saying that the clintoon administration knew about terrorist strikes befor they happened and projected that into "Bush knew", we did.

The 64 million dollar question then becomes how many of the terrorist strikes did they know about before hand? WTC1? OKC? TWA800? Kobar Towers? The USS Cole?

Think about that awhile and it will really get you steamed.

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

Elders: "We need safer bullets." No offense to blondes (I've got nothing against blondes, I've been blonde occasionally myself) but that was a really blonde statement Madam Elder made.

[Reactionary]

Democrats are the last people in the world who will play this clip.

They understand the power of visual imagery. Playing that clip would ensure certain political defeat.