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"NOTICE FROM CORNIVAL CRUISE LINES"

Subject: NOTICE FROM CORNIVAL CRUISE LINES:
Afghanistan Cruise

We at Cornival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep
their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue,
David Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who
made that promise, please dispose of all U.S. assets and report to Florida
for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been
commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The Florida Supreme
Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach,
Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and
you should consider the possibility of eight years.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as Captain, Al Gore as Cruise
Director,

Monica Lewinsky as Recreation Director, Ted Kennedy as Lifeguard and
Emergency Procedures Director, and Congressman Gary Condit as Intern
Coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,
friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary
Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she
can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

"Bon Voyage!"

Is this a great country or what!

(((DUBYA)))!