A few of FR's Finest...Every Day...05-09-03...Don't Worry, Your Dogs Are Doing Great

Billie; USA Weekend

[Pippin]

Howdy,

(((MEEKIE)))!

[Pippin]

PIZZA!

YUMMY!

Enjoy!

[Dubya]

Doing good Pippin. Hope you are well.

[Dubya]

"NOTICE FROM CORNIVAL CRUISE LINES"

Subject: NOTICE FROM CORNIVAL CRUISE LINES:
Afghanistan Cruise


We at Cornival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep
their promise!


Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue,
David Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who
made that promise, please dispose of all U.S. assets and report to Florida
for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been
commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The Florida Supreme
Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach,
Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.


Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and
you should consider the possibility of eight years.


Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.


Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as Captain, Al Gore as Cruise
Director,


Monica Lewinsky as Recreation Director, Ted Kennedy as Lifeguard and
Emergency Procedures Director, and Congressman Gary Condit as Intern
Coordinator.


If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,
friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary
Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she
can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.


"Bon Voyage!"


Is this a great country or what!

[Pippin]

Doing great!

Read your posts.

I like your sense of humor and sense of faith! :O)

[MeekOneGOP]

Howdy !

[Dubya]

Thank you. I hope I don't offend anyone.

[LadyX]

Amazing, the changes since I was in the Marine Corps, Dubya.
Women then were only in support roles; mainly clerical, supply, etc.

I was propelled from Basic Training straight to assignment in the S-3 Office. The Sergeant in charge introduced me to instructors I had not had in my own training, and then pointed to a desk and said casually, "By the way, Pfc. Daugherty, tomorrow afternoon you give your first lectuture in Marine Corps Administration!"

THAT was when I learned I was a Classroom Subjects Instructor for women reruits - our training separate then.
Typical military story, isn't it?!

I loved instructing, teaching several courses to them.
Once upon a time, it was, during the Korean Conflict when the buildup was 35,000 men - the largest in Corps History.

Thank you for the interesting article, Dubya.

[Dubya]

It was great to have you teaching the Marines.

[Billie]

Hi, Amy - still love those li'l hooligans just about better than any gif you and your 'Bro' use!

[Billie]

I'm glad you appreciate my cakes, T Man - that's very nice of you, especially if you knew how hard I worked to make them perfect for you. :)

[Billie]

Chelsey looks beautiful, ru! I was also so happy to read your post the other night about who. Bless her sweet little heart - what fun we will have when she can come back and see us again!

[nicmarlo]

I'd like some water in that bowl.

Uh, Louie? BEG! : )

[Billie]

Thank you, WaterDragon - really good to see you again. So glad you enjoyed the story - know I did!

[Pippin]

Not ofending me :O)

[Pippin]

Another "borrowed" family?

[Billie]

LOL! I'd forgotten about those sweet doggies!

[nicmarlo]

Pippin, didn't I tell ya meekie steal families? I see he steals innocent children in costume, trying to hide from him, too! : )

[Pippin]

Good evening, Nic!

[Billie]

I'm glad you posted your Lucy! Also love that cardboard figure of Dubya! LOL! I remember you talking about it earlier.

Wonderful news about Brian - both that he's coming home in a couple of months and the promotion, too!