[fly_so_free]

ROTFL!! I want one. I wonder if someone could invent the "Pocket Air Raid Siren"

Think of the possibilities:

Annoying liberal relatives on a rant? Pocket Air Raid Siren to the rescue.

Tim Robbins Spewing anti-American propaganda? Give him a 3 minute blast.

Michael Moore grunting at the Academy awards? Pocket Air Raid Siren in conjunction with loud booing will fix the problem. (either that or toss a cheeseburger on the stage)

That's right folks get your Pocket Air Raid Siren -100% guarenteed liberal repellant- only $19.95 operators are standing by....

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[anymouse]

I think it is called an compressed air horn. Easily bought at any sporting goods store. Of course using it in a crowd (other than at a sporting event, and maybe even there) will likely get you pounded and the air horn stuffed in any exposed orifice. :)