I'd hate to see how the author describes Willy Nelson!
This is so apropos I can't resist posting it. An old joke I heard years ago goes like this:
A woman was a huge Beatles fan, so she went to a tattoo artist and asked for John Lennon's face to be tattooed on her left thigh, and Paul McCartney to be tattooed on her right thigh.The tattoo artist got to work, while she read a magazine to pass the time.
When he announced he was finished, the woman looked at the tattoos and started screaming at the artist. "That looks nothing like them, you incompetent hack, what am I going to do with two botched tattoos?!"
The tattoo artist tried to calm her, saying that perhaps the problem was the angle she was viewing them from. So they agreed to settle the matter by letting a third party decide it, using the first man on the street who happened to pass the shop.
As luck would have it, the first man to come by was a street wino. But he met the requirement, so they brought him in.
The woman hiked her skirt and spread her legs, and asked the wino, "do you recognize the faces on my left and right thighs?"
The wino squinted bleerily for a few moments and said, "no, I don't, but the guy in the middle has *got* to be Willie Nelson..."
The way they told that in Kentucky a few years back was "Denny Crum on the left cheek, Rick Pitino on the right, and d*mn if it isn't Bobby Knight in the middle."