To: Armed Civilian
Top Ten Things Iraq's Information Minister Has To Say About The War
10. "We're pulling down the statues of Saddam to have them cleaned"
9. "Don't believe that stuff you see on CNN...or NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox or MSNBC"
8. "If you ask me who the winner is, it depends on what your definition of 'is' is"
7. "Iraqi television is off the air because we didn't want you to have to sit through 'Becker'"
6. "Do you know of any job openings for a lying weasel?"
5. "Wolf Blitzer and I are engaged"
4. "Iraqis are in the streets celebrating Cher's 40 fabulous years in show business"
3. "Incoming!"
2. "Saddam's not dead -- he's just out with a case of the shingles"
1. "War? What war?"
75 posted on
04/10/2003 9:28:45 PM PDT by
TheLion
To: TheLion
just got e-mailed a picture of a truck an AMerican RAlly parade
the truck has a huge flag flying, with a sign on the tailgate reading
"Does my American flag offend you? call 1-800-leave-America
78 posted on
04/10/2003 9:30:49 PM PDT by
SoldiersGirl
(Land of the Free..because of the Brave)
To: TheLion
7. "Iraqi television is off the air because we didn't want you to have to sit through 'Becker'" That one I'll buy.
84 posted on
04/10/2003 9:33:09 PM PDT by
Fledermaus
(Victory in Iraq!)
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