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The madness of saving Jessica (gag)
Evening Standard (U.K.) ^ | 04/08/03 | Brian Sewell

Posted on 04/08/2003 11:38:26 AM PDT by Pokey78

To puke was the only proper reaction to the rescue of Private Jessica Lynch, of the US Army's 50th Maintenance Company, as April Fools' Day dawned in Iraq last week. "To puke" has just the right abrupt, dismissive note to it - "to vomit" and "to regurgitate" both have too much Latin gravity at their roots, "to heave" and "to retch" the false gentility of euphemism, but plain puke, good enough for Shakespeare, is onomatopoeic to perfection. Say "puke" and relish the sound.

It is not that I have any ill-will towards the girl - I have none for any young soldier, of any race or religion, engaged in any cause - it is just that I believe women to have no business to be anywhere near the front line in any campaign, other than, perhaps, as doctors and nurses. I am certain that no such effort would have been made to rescue a young man of her age and inexperience.

Jessica Lynch is 19, blonde, 5ft 4in, and weighs rather less than the equipment carried by a British paratrooper on the yomp. Driving across the desert with other US servicemen unable to read a compass or take direction from the sun, she was separated from a convoy, ambushed, injured, captured by Iraqis and taken to a hospital in Nasiriyah, on the Euphrates, nearer Basra than Baghdad.

There she lay, both legs and one arm fractured, attended by the few members of staff who had not fled, a pharmacist the only man of any qualification.

How these injuries occurred we do not know, but General Tommy Franks, commander of the allied forces, knew of them and knew where she was, knowledge attributed to " intelligence" until the truth was revealed - that a sympathetic Iraqi had trudged for miles across the desert until he found a US officer to tell.

General Franks it was who ordered Jessica's rescue, perhaps sharing her family's anxiety over the possibility of rape, perhaps recognising what a propaganda coup could be made of it. To effect the rescue, US marines staged diversionary attacks in Nasiriyah, on a bridge, a telecommunications relay station and the local headquarters of the Ba'ath party; and with these under way, two transport helicopters landed in the hospital grounds, with the protection of four attack helicopters hovering overhead and two patrolling tankbuster aircraft - all this by dead of night, in pitch darkness and with the appalling safety record of US forces.

How many soldiers were involved and at serious risk in this escapade? Six helicopter crews, two aeroplane crews, medics, stretcher-bearers and all the men engaged in the decoy attacks on the other side of the town.

Would so many men and so much expensive machinery have been risked for the rescue of a jar-head marine of 19, a black boy of 19, a homosexual boy of 19 or a poor white boy of 19 from the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?

I doubt it. This girl was rescued not because she was a heroine, not because she was brilliantly qualified and not because she was in possession of information and skills that must on no account be betrayed to the enemy.

She was rescued for no other reason than that she is a girl, and the all-American blonde to boot. The rescue of Jessica Lynch was portrayed even in our most sober and sensible broadsheets as an exploit of extraordinary derring-do, of heroism, valour, audacity, chivalry and chutzpah.

Sane men, however, able to assess the risks involved on such a moonless night, must count this rescue a work of sheer insanity, unless those ordering it put into the equation the publicity inevitable with success. Was it done to hearten the male troops?

Again I doubt it, for these, weary, cold by night, sweating by day, now long unshaven and unshowered, stinking with the stale odours of the body, know perfectly well that no attempt would be made to rescue them were they in the same predicament as Private Lynch and through the same incompetence.

"America doesn't leave its heroes behind, it never has, it never will," were the weasel words of a US army spokesman - and to such nonsense the only possible response is "Tell that to the marines." The objective of this cynical exercise was to fortify the folks at home, and there can be no doubt, so deep is the naivety of the provincial American, that the ruse worked.

In West Virginia, Jessica's rescue is attributed not only to the army, but to God in equal measure, God invoked by the power of prayer. It has occurred to none of them that if God had anything to do with it, he would have stayed the hands of Bush and Blair and sent no one into battle.

The point that everyone has overlooked is that Jessica Lynch should not have been sent to Iraq until active hostilities are over.

I don't care a damn what feminists say, the front line is no place for women. It is where men are ripped apart by shells and bullets, where they are incinerated in tanks, the burnt meats of sacrifice, so, to speak, where men lay down their lives for noble sentiments and causes - forgive me, but what bollocks the euphemisms are.

If a soldier's mind is not wholly engaged in battle, he is a risk to himself and his immediate mates - the last thing a soldier needs is a corporal of poetic mind or a philosopher for a sergeant, the one reciting Horace, the other musing on the nobility of man; he needs, instead, mates driven by adrenaline and the unintellectual antidotes to fear that we call courage and exalt as heroism. But the last thing a soldier needs in battle is a woman by his side, her mere presence a diversion from the matter in hand, a tug at his primeval sense of chivalry.

As, from the safety of Central Command, US Brigadier-General Vince Brooks said of Jessica's rescue, "Some brave souls put their lives on the line to make this happen." And so they did, but they should not have been required to do so.

If women feel compelled, in their absurd pursuit of equality, to join the armed forces and cannot, will not, see that in the front line they pose a menace to all men, then the forces must draw the line for them, no matter how great a political incorrectitude it may seem to outsiders.

Women should be the army's clerks, cooks and bottlewashers, its doctors and nurses, its counters of beans and buttons, but never - even though I can imagine nothing more terrifying than a battalion of bearded lesbians - bearers of arms, never frontline soldiers.


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To: Zavien Doombringer
You are in fact an ass.
121 posted on 04/08/2003 12:25:15 PM PDT by doodad
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To: elfman2
There is much wisdom in your analysis, elfman2. Thank you.
122 posted on 04/08/2003 12:25:20 PM PDT by glennaro
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To: Zavien Doombringer
Simply, she fought the Iraqis until she ran out of ammunition and was overpowered.

What part of that do you not understand?

124 posted on 04/08/2003 12:26:14 PM PDT by sauropod (I'm a man... But I can change... If I have to.... I guess...................)
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To: Mamzelle
by not reading further, you missed the "best" parts of this imperial jackass' rant.
125 posted on 04/08/2003 12:26:23 PM PDT by demosthenes the elder (The Jesuits TRAINED me - they didn't TAME me)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
The point is that man would instinctively go save a woman before a man.

The whole crux of your diatribe is that if she was a man, nobody would be going to the same lengths to rescue her. You have no proof of that, there is no anecdotal evidence of that, there is absolutlely nothing out there that substantiates this kind of slander.

It is false conjecture, a lie, actually. BS; the kind elitist proffessors spout with uncommon regularity. Pathetic.

126 posted on 04/08/2003 12:26:24 PM PDT by Nonstatist
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To: DonQ
And they did it because they had an Iraqi civilian who told them where an American was being held. They probably had only the vaguest clue as to her identity before they actually found her inside the hospital. But, considering they were doing something historic, they very probably would have done the same even if they were rescuing Al Sharpton.

The Iraqi civilian walked across enemy lines to find our armed forces, then went back twice more to gather intel about the layout of the hospital, how many guards (fedayeen) were around the prisoner and information. He put his life and the life of his family on the line to help rescue Pfc. Lynch.

But it wouldn't have mattered which POW it was--and I'm sure they hoped they'd find other live POWs nearby when they went in. Instead, they found the bodies of nine of our dead and used their bare hands to dig their bodies out of shallow graves. In the past day, they've found US camo uniforms in the Rashid Prison in Baghdad. The uniforms were bloodied and torn, and are suspected to be from the POWs from Pfc. Lynch's unit. They are aggressively and actively looking for the other captives. We know that, unlike the POWs we have, the Iraqis have not allowed the Red Cross/Red Crescent to visit them, and we also know that they do not comply with the Geneva Convention. Their safety and welfare--if not their lives--are of top priority to us.

127 posted on 04/08/2003 12:27:36 PM PDT by Catspaw
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To: CatoRenasci
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red flapjacks have no attitude that I have ever noticed.
128 posted on 04/08/2003 12:27:52 PM PDT by demosthenes the elder (The Jesuits TRAINED me - they didn't TAME me)
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To: dead
They were given an exact address, including the room where the prisoner was being held. They were told exactly what level of resistance to expect. It was a gift wrapped present to the guys who train for this sort of thing. There is no way they wouldn't have gone in, no matter the sex, orientation, color, or level of experience of the prisoner.

I honestly can't see them having the same info about a guy (instead of a girl) and saying, "Naah, let's leave him there..." The idea is just inconceivable in my mind.

129 posted on 04/08/2003 12:27:55 PM PDT by stands2reason
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To: BSunday
Does she come with the sign?
130 posted on 04/08/2003 12:28:10 PM PDT by sauropod (I'm a man... But I can change... If I have to.... I guess...................)
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To: Pokey78
Okay, now you've done it.

Where is this guy's email?
131 posted on 04/08/2003 12:28:13 PM PDT by fightinJAG
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To: sauropod
It has occurred to none of them that if God had anything to do with it, he would have stayed the hands of Bush and Blair and sent no one into battle."

Bullcrap.

He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword.

How you like me now, baby?
132 posted on 04/08/2003 12:28:59 PM PDT by johnb838 (Understand the root causes of American anger)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
Why don't you just shut up! This is not a debate on if she is or if she is not a hero, this is an asinine article insulting all we hold dear.......and so unjust to Jessica and her family! He is a PUKE and if you think the article is ok, then you are a PUKE!
133 posted on 04/08/2003 12:29:33 PM PDT by countrydummy
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To: nycgal
LAtest thing i read was they slowed down to help some disabled vehicles. No wrong turn at all, or at least the wrong turn was the ambush.
134 posted on 04/08/2003 12:29:49 PM PDT by johnb838 (Understand the root causes of American anger)
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To: Nonstatist
He's just trolling... Some people have to be contrary all the time. I think its a power thing.
135 posted on 04/08/2003 12:30:10 PM PDT by CaptainJustice (Dangerous Jesus Lover)
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To: Steve_Seattle
"Search-and-rescue operations are not conducted on the basis of someone's race or sexual orientation"

In reality, search & rescue is done BY RANK first, Occupational Specialty second, and I would venture to guess, by sex.

Now to get slammed for stating the obvious.

I was involved in "search & rescue" ops and I can state we went after Officers, Pilots, and Nurses (female). NEVER were we tasked to go after some poor enlisted grunt.

We did stay around and risk our lives to RECOVER the bodies of our brothers-in-arms - we NEVER left one behind - we even brought back small pieces, if that's all there was.

As much as no one on here likes that reporter, he was on target when he said the rescue effort was a publicity ploy - which I am in favor of. There is NOTHING wrong with that for a reason.

Do you know that most MOH the past 50-60 years were awarded according to publicity needs? I'm NOT saying the Soldiers/Sailors/Marines didn't earn them, just that the medal was actually awarded when politics dictated one was needed (By Service, Rank, Home Town, etc...) It's a fact of life in the service.

There probably has been many search and rescue operations in IRAQ the past several weeks - you won't hear of them. They are simply carried out. If the politics requires the publicity, there will be another "dramatic" rendition of what what usually occurs when "Uncommon Valor is a Common Virtue".

Semper Fidelis
136 posted on 04/08/2003 12:30:24 PM PDT by steplock ( http://www.spadata.com)
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To: seamole
I only agreed with the article for the chivalrous notations. Is Chivalry truley dead? I proudly served and I will do it again! I would do it knowing that I could be in harms way and my life could be required. I freely would give it knowing that my wife and children would remain free and the future generations wouldn't forget. Talk about viscious, who's truely conservative in here?
137 posted on 04/08/2003 12:30:35 PM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If I could get a degree in trivia, I would have my Doctorate!)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
Screw you, idiot. If we knew where they were we'd be on them like white on white.
138 posted on 04/08/2003 12:32:33 PM PDT by johnb838 (Understand the root causes of American anger)
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To: elbucko
a little Horace would do this puke a world of good. start him off with "Regulus" - in Latin, of course.
139 posted on 04/08/2003 12:32:38 PM PDT by demosthenes the elder (The Jesuits TRAINED me - they didn't TAME me)
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