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The madness of saving Jessica (gag)
Evening Standard (U.K.) ^ | 04/08/03 | Brian Sewell

Posted on 04/08/2003 11:38:26 AM PDT by Pokey78

To puke was the only proper reaction to the rescue of Private Jessica Lynch, of the US Army's 50th Maintenance Company, as April Fools' Day dawned in Iraq last week. "To puke" has just the right abrupt, dismissive note to it - "to vomit" and "to regurgitate" both have too much Latin gravity at their roots, "to heave" and "to retch" the false gentility of euphemism, but plain puke, good enough for Shakespeare, is onomatopoeic to perfection. Say "puke" and relish the sound.

It is not that I have any ill-will towards the girl - I have none for any young soldier, of any race or religion, engaged in any cause - it is just that I believe women to have no business to be anywhere near the front line in any campaign, other than, perhaps, as doctors and nurses. I am certain that no such effort would have been made to rescue a young man of her age and inexperience.

Jessica Lynch is 19, blonde, 5ft 4in, and weighs rather less than the equipment carried by a British paratrooper on the yomp. Driving across the desert with other US servicemen unable to read a compass or take direction from the sun, she was separated from a convoy, ambushed, injured, captured by Iraqis and taken to a hospital in Nasiriyah, on the Euphrates, nearer Basra than Baghdad.

There she lay, both legs and one arm fractured, attended by the few members of staff who had not fled, a pharmacist the only man of any qualification.

How these injuries occurred we do not know, but General Tommy Franks, commander of the allied forces, knew of them and knew where she was, knowledge attributed to " intelligence" until the truth was revealed - that a sympathetic Iraqi had trudged for miles across the desert until he found a US officer to tell.

General Franks it was who ordered Jessica's rescue, perhaps sharing her family's anxiety over the possibility of rape, perhaps recognising what a propaganda coup could be made of it. To effect the rescue, US marines staged diversionary attacks in Nasiriyah, on a bridge, a telecommunications relay station and the local headquarters of the Ba'ath party; and with these under way, two transport helicopters landed in the hospital grounds, with the protection of four attack helicopters hovering overhead and two patrolling tankbuster aircraft - all this by dead of night, in pitch darkness and with the appalling safety record of US forces.

How many soldiers were involved and at serious risk in this escapade? Six helicopter crews, two aeroplane crews, medics, stretcher-bearers and all the men engaged in the decoy attacks on the other side of the town.

Would so many men and so much expensive machinery have been risked for the rescue of a jar-head marine of 19, a black boy of 19, a homosexual boy of 19 or a poor white boy of 19 from the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?

I doubt it. This girl was rescued not because she was a heroine, not because she was brilliantly qualified and not because she was in possession of information and skills that must on no account be betrayed to the enemy.

She was rescued for no other reason than that she is a girl, and the all-American blonde to boot. The rescue of Jessica Lynch was portrayed even in our most sober and sensible broadsheets as an exploit of extraordinary derring-do, of heroism, valour, audacity, chivalry and chutzpah.

Sane men, however, able to assess the risks involved on such a moonless night, must count this rescue a work of sheer insanity, unless those ordering it put into the equation the publicity inevitable with success. Was it done to hearten the male troops?

Again I doubt it, for these, weary, cold by night, sweating by day, now long unshaven and unshowered, stinking with the stale odours of the body, know perfectly well that no attempt would be made to rescue them were they in the same predicament as Private Lynch and through the same incompetence.

"America doesn't leave its heroes behind, it never has, it never will," were the weasel words of a US army spokesman - and to such nonsense the only possible response is "Tell that to the marines." The objective of this cynical exercise was to fortify the folks at home, and there can be no doubt, so deep is the naivety of the provincial American, that the ruse worked.

In West Virginia, Jessica's rescue is attributed not only to the army, but to God in equal measure, God invoked by the power of prayer. It has occurred to none of them that if God had anything to do with it, he would have stayed the hands of Bush and Blair and sent no one into battle.

The point that everyone has overlooked is that Jessica Lynch should not have been sent to Iraq until active hostilities are over.

I don't care a damn what feminists say, the front line is no place for women. It is where men are ripped apart by shells and bullets, where they are incinerated in tanks, the burnt meats of sacrifice, so, to speak, where men lay down their lives for noble sentiments and causes - forgive me, but what bollocks the euphemisms are.

If a soldier's mind is not wholly engaged in battle, he is a risk to himself and his immediate mates - the last thing a soldier needs is a corporal of poetic mind or a philosopher for a sergeant, the one reciting Horace, the other musing on the nobility of man; he needs, instead, mates driven by adrenaline and the unintellectual antidotes to fear that we call courage and exalt as heroism. But the last thing a soldier needs in battle is a woman by his side, her mere presence a diversion from the matter in hand, a tug at his primeval sense of chivalry.

As, from the safety of Central Command, US Brigadier-General Vince Brooks said of Jessica's rescue, "Some brave souls put their lives on the line to make this happen." And so they did, but they should not have been required to do so.

If women feel compelled, in their absurd pursuit of equality, to join the armed forces and cannot, will not, see that in the front line they pose a menace to all men, then the forces must draw the line for them, no matter how great a political incorrectitude it may seem to outsiders.

Women should be the army's clerks, cooks and bottlewashers, its doctors and nurses, its counters of beans and buttons, but never - even though I can imagine nothing more terrifying than a battalion of bearded lesbians - bearers of arms, never frontline soldiers.


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To: Catspaw
Jessie Lynch is the first - the very first - American POW rescued during hostilities since WW2. All those Rambo and Chuck Norris movies about liberating Americans in Vietnam are cowflop; it hadn't been done in more than half a century.

And they did it because they had an Iraqi civilian who told them where an American was being held. They probably had only the vaguest clue as to her identity before they actually found her inside the hospital. But, considering they were doing something historic, they very probably would have done the same even if they were rescuing Al Sharpton.

101 posted on 04/08/2003 12:19:10 PM PDT by DonQ
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To: MineralMan
This Brit doesn't know his butt from his mouth
Somehow I suspect that they are used interchangeably.

-Eric

102 posted on 04/08/2003 12:19:16 PM PDT by E Rocc (Interpret that however you like.)
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To: stands2reason
6 years....well, you certainly are the expert then. I guess we did only save Lynch cause she was cute and female. My bad.

You forgot the "blonde" part. Yup, if she'd been a brunette, our military wouldn't have bothered with her. < /sarcasm>

103 posted on 04/08/2003 12:19:41 PM PDT by Catspaw
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To: dead
I realize that and I don't really care to defend this creep but the "author" was implying that a male in the same situation (POW) would not be afforded the same efforts. It's hard to prove or disprove such a statement because it has not been done (breaking into an enemy prison/stronghold to rescue a hostage) recently that I can recall.

The most recent attempt in my memory was the failed hostage rescue in Iran when the helos crashed in the desert. I believe 7 or 8 soldiers died.(Carter) I'm sure there probably has been another event more recently but I can't recall any at this time.

You're example of rescuing or locating and extracting a downed pilot has been accomplished numerous times, including the A-10 pilot who was picked up shortly after he parachuted to safety yesterday. Scott O'Grady, of course, was the most celebrated rescue effort until a week ago.

104 posted on 04/08/2003 12:19:43 PM PDT by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: stands2reason
hey give me credit, almost 7!
105 posted on 04/08/2003 12:19:48 PM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If I could get a degree in trivia, I would have my Doctorate!)
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To: DonQ
But, considering they were doing something historic, they very probably would have done the same even if they were rescuing Al Sharpton.

We’re gonna need a bigger helicopter, sir.

107 posted on 04/08/2003 12:20:49 PM PDT by dead
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To: conservatism_IS_compassion
Jessica Lynch should not, IMHO, have been assigned into harm's way. She was, and she went.

She wasn't sent into harm's way deliberately.

S**t happens in a war, sonny-boy.

108 posted on 04/08/2003 12:21:51 PM PDT by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: dead
"We’re gonna need a bigger helicopter, sir."

Hahahahahaha!

Thanks, I needed that. This thread is getting way too tense.
109 posted on 04/08/2003 12:22:00 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Is there a cure for FR withdrawal?)
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To: Pokey78
... the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?

Now you got a feud on your hands, Sewell! I resent this and so do my brothers and sisters, the entire population of this state.

110 posted on 04/08/2003 12:22:21 PM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: Pokey78
I agree with a few things in this article, but on the whole it's a disgusting piece of crap.

Yes, as far as we know, Jessica's no more of a hero than any other service members. And yes, women shouldn't be in these combat positions for the reasons that Jessica could probably tell us if she wanted to talk. And yes, her rescue is more noteworthy than that of an ugly smell big grunt.

But no, when a pretty little girl's pulled from the clutches of barbarian rapists, its publication's not the result of far right conspiracy. The resiliency of the teenage girl is published because it tugs at our heart. The bravery and skill of the rescuers is celebrated not because of its propaganda effect, but because it gives us hope.

Yes there's a double standard on some tedious clinical level buried in this, but it's the double standard of chivalry, the strong helping the weak and coming to the aid of a pretty young lady in distress. This "double standard" is part of what makes us great and decent, and it's to some degree imbedded in our nature.

And that, THAT is at the core of what so motivates the creepy vermin that write articles like this. That there IS an innate difference between men and women, and that some of the greatest and most inspiring values in our culture are tightly integrated into that difference. And that no matter what "gains" they make in pushing women into unnatural roles to further their agenda, incidents like this will happen, be celebrated and destroy their "progress".

111 posted on 04/08/2003 12:22:33 PM PDT by elfman2
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To: Pokey78
Regarding the author: Would "tinytesticles" be an inappropriate keyword?
112 posted on 04/08/2003 12:23:46 PM PDT by Redcloak (All work and no FReep makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no FReep make s Jack a dul boy. Allwork an)
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To: Pokey78
An example of the European culture, finesse, and sensibility that is so lacking in America.
113 posted on 04/08/2003 12:23:53 PM PDT by Paraclete
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To: seamole
She didn't "do" anything different than the other soldiers, airmen, marines and sailors do, where is the heroism for all? She was rescued, now let's get the rest of them
114 posted on 04/08/2003 12:23:55 PM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If I could get a degree in trivia, I would have my Doctorate!)
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To: Hatteras
I know that it wasn't exactly the same thing, and I guess I can't prove this guy wrong beyond the shadow of a doubt.

But this mission was a special forces wet dream, and not because the prisoner was cute.

They were given an exact address, including the room where the prisoner was being held. They were told exactly what level of resistance to expect. It was a gift wrapped present to the guys who train for this sort of thing. There is no way they wouldn't have gone in, no matter the sex, orientation, color, or level of experience of the prisoner.

115 posted on 04/08/2003 12:24:22 PM PDT by dead
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To: Pokey78
Speilberg spent a couple hundred million saving Private Ryan. The only question is whether we know where someone is.
117 posted on 04/08/2003 12:24:40 PM PDT by js1138
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To: Zavien Doombringer
Did you have any intelligence on the prison Scott O'Grady was being held? Different situation! We have pilots still being held prisoner in Iraq, did anyone dare go get them? Now pick up your lip Jackass!

Is that supposed to mean something?

Any time, every time, we learn the location of POWs we go after them. No "dare" about it.

So9

118 posted on 04/08/2003 12:24:51 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine (We are the Hegemon. We can do anything we damned well please.)
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To: Paraclete
O-kaaaaay.....
119 posted on 04/08/2003 12:24:51 PM PDT by stands2reason
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To: stands2reason
6 years of turning wrenches on a flight line, guarded by somebody else, and never expected to have to actually fight for his life.

At least the USMC understands the concept of making every Marine able to shoot and perform competently in small-unit tactics.
120 posted on 04/08/2003 12:25:08 PM PDT by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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