[Consort]

Those are not real cars in the traffic circle — it's a screensaver.

[pitinkie]

LOL

[Petronski]

JAY LENO, JUST NOW:

So I guess Saddam is still alive...that's okay. We still get to kill him.



I was very confused today. In the morning, we were getting our asses kicked, it was a morass, a horror. (paraphrasing) But in the afternoon, all was well on the battle fronts and we were being cheered by the Iraqi people. Triumph.

Now I understand. In the morning I was listening to NPR, and in the evening, I was listening to Fox!



No kidding!